Judge — September 26, 1925 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

The Motorist’s Dictionary ILUTCH—Term for affectionate posture taken by spooners and midnight joy riders. Known as “Half Nelson” in wrestling. Azel—Swedish surname, male. Flat -Tires—Persons who get panicky when you go twenty-five and want to get out and walk when you hit thirty. Bolt—Action taken upon hearing a cop’s whistle. Nut—One armed driver, speeder, ete. Spark Plug (obs.)—Term formerly applied by youthful Romeos to the old gray mare of the days of the buggy. Blow Out—When the bottled stuff is uncorked at the road house. Brake—Faux Pas, such as calling the friend’s car a “hunk of tin,” etc. Siren—You usually bring one home Saturday night from the country club. Cooling- System—Liquid contained in flask, usually taken in small gulps with one eye out for cops. Pan—What the average motorist ‘ “Wane (garage term Where the AAMC ANA AAT aT Co one-armed driver parks his spare Vicrim—Who’s that with you—your confederate? arm. George Bancroft Duren “Oh, no—just an enterprising undertaker who follows me around.” | comicbooks.com