Judge — September 19, 1925 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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[o.5—rebuilt from top to bottom— removes the last reason for not ‘owning y ur own machine. ‘t our proposition wit erento Typewriting Manual, free. iting ig Mannal. large catalog, and tina, ny fara mail this ‘SHIPMAN- ry Waxp Mra. Co.2510shipmaa Didg.. Chicago. “Applesauce!” Key to Judge’s Crossword Puzzle No. 41 Horizontal 1, One of the it benefits derived from cross- = puzzles is fecrning that these are elongated 4. Any married man. 8, Something you don't have to have « hunting license to Initials of an old order of hod-carriers and shillslah experts 13. A friend in France. 14. Something it takes a good sock to hold. 15. The seemingly unattainable goal of all barter shop quartets. 8. Girls who will soon be attempting to out- stip their predecessors at a coming-out. party. 2 ‘To marry this number of times is to marry once too often. 22. A leader in the movies. 4. Something grass widows occasionally turn a Le A Quaker’s pronoun. 26. Where soaks go temporarily when the water wagon starts, i. A feminine affirmative. A good fiction nen | an always get a job as itis kind of a writer (abbr Barney Google's fbb 33. A tail light abbreviation for “slow.” 35. Feginsoen of indignant inebriates. 38. A semi-pellucid gem. (Whatever that means!) 40. An oft-repeated bedtime story. 42. Something movie directors hitch their wagons to that often turn out to be the shooting variety. 44. Me and the girl friend. 45. What it is when Witless Willie argues with Dumb Dora. ff, ze If you could figure out 27 horizontal this wil 47. ‘The only way they could get this fellow to stop his violin practicing was to set the whole town on fire. 49. You can think of a lot of shee ths sented starts digging for i 6 aches be sows old and’ his eyesight gets bad, 58. Persian Sea nders (abbr.). 58. hu English duipb-bel” 86. Initials of an American city famous for its earthquakes. 57. Preposition of place. 59, Initials of the ‘order of the knights of the trowel. Z & ‘Tired business men without any busines Something a red-headed girl takes when Pay repre tipped cigarette in front of a barber shop on a win 64. Pertaining to the nose, beezer, snoot, horn, Droboas, or what have your Oo, What's eed bot papa does when the elopers return (perhaps). 71. Wooden kimonas. 73. A Sprite. 74. Something you should do to the line. 76. The kangaroo’s perambulator. 77. ‘This is usually kept dark if crosswords 78.. This kind of a fellow has very taking ways, eapecially, when it comes to horses. 79. A South American ostrich. Vertical 1, The only thing that can have the last word in an argument with one of the fair sex. 2. Petting and stealing a kiss. 8. No matter how much money people amass they always want this much more. mething a hen does. (Careful now!) & Nowadays this is what girls come home from arene in (abbr.). ‘This has a pair of iron jaws. z Something clandestine lovers write letters in. 9. To re-establish by law; to institute again. (There’s a mean one!) 10. This makes a nosegay. (No, Dora, “Gin” is not the word.) 1 Webster says this is a call to excite attention. mething people go to Denver for. 16 What married man in history wished he didn’t have so many wives? 17. An inmate of a convent. 19. An ash receiver. 20. What some men like best next to themselves. 23. If bel get this, don’t breathe it to a soul. 26. The King of Bashan. 28. An exclamation. $0. These are for ladies only, and the reasons for wearing them are becoming quite transparent. $2, What the fine about “rolling stones,” is. (Applesauce is not the word.) 83. A vessel with one mast. 34. Relating to deaths. (Ask Mr. Webster.) 36. Small islands off the west coast of Africa and the east coast of Kohahu. $7. A nationally known winter artist. (Just to help you his first name is Jack.) 39. Born. 40. This blows about most everything on earth. 41. Initials of a school in which the pupils hold commencement exercises in the post office. 48. A girl’s name. (Not Yvette.) 48. Things grandmother wore before she bobbed her hair and took to cigarettes. 51. A bashful bird. 53. The old block itself. 55. A milkman’s busy period (abbr.). 56. Something landlords do when they raise the rent and their tenants can’t raise it. 58. People go all to pieces over this, 59. Nickname for Florence. 61. Products of the great open spaces. 62. A support. 63. What the loss of a straw is in September. 65. Pale. 66. These fellows are never safe till they're down and out. 67. From,a distance. 68. Land famous for nuts, washers, queues, bandits and Siamese Twins. 70, A Canadian Province (abbr.). 7%. Flying Sardines (abbr.). 15.’ What aviators want to keep. comicbooks.com