Judge — September 19, 1925 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Konkokt a Klause Kontaining Insane He uses lots of words insane nothing. —TIowa Green Gander A Murder Trial Prosecutor—Where were you on the night of May sixteenth? Murderer—At home. “Were you with a lady?” “No, my wife.” “Did anything strange happen?” “Yes, she said I could go out.” “Did you suspect anything?” “I suspected that she had gone crazy.” “Did you hear any strange noises?” “Yes, my daughter singing.” “When did you first suspect that murder had been committed?” “When I saw three bullet-ridden bodies lying on the floor.” “Where were they shot?” “In the room.” “What did you do?” “Tried to keep the policemen from taking their watches.” “What sensation did you feel?” _ “An itching sensation.” “What caused that?” “My new woolen underwear.” “Case dismissed.” —West Virginia Moonshine “Oh, Mister Noah, where didst keep the bees in the Ark?” “In the archives to be sure, thou one of small understanding.” —Kentucky CarpDINAL _ Prof.—Is this wrong, “I have et?” °28—Yes. “What’s wrong with it?” “You ain’t et yet.” —Hamilton Royal Gaboon Sweet Pickings. —Cauirornia PELican Ste Here lies the body of Willie Clout. He sacrificed with two men out. —Hamilton Royal Gaboon Rha Teacher—Use the word “feature” in a sentence. Johnny—My, what big feature brother-has! —U. S. Navy Log tae Man proposes, woman exposes. —Cornell Widow aad One Lady—Why do you want to get divorced? Another—Because I’m married. —Pitt Panther Peart—I saw Bill’s picture on Matel’s dresser. PrearLtinE—Don’t worry, dearie, that’s just a frame-up. —Norre Dame Juccier Ste Bertie—A woman was in a drug store eating a pineapple sundae when a man entered and ordered a choco- late soda. How did she know he was a sailor? Betty—I'll bite. How? “Because he had a sailor suit on!” —U. S. Navy Log PIS “Why the bored expression?” “Had plank steak for dinner.” —Hawmiilton Royal Gaboon SHe—Gonna buy me a drink? He—No, I’ve had my setting up exercises for to-day. —Texas Rancer 19 comicbooks.com