Judge — August 29, 1925 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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ASK DAD—HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days Not Anxious to Show It Madge—How did you know I wore my old hat to the theater last night? Marjorie—I was told you took it off. —Judge, 1901 Pal “Whatever became of that friend of yours who married on a bet?” “Oh, now he’s devoting his life to a crusade against gambling!” —Judge, 1913 pas “Smith strikes me as a promising young man.” “He strikes me that way too, but he seldom pays it back.” —Judge, 1908 PAD Lawrence—Fletcher found a sur- prise awaiting him when he got home last night. Lucian—What was it? “His wife was asleep!” —VJudge, 1913 H. C. Greening in Judge, 1900 A SHIRK Quarry Boss—Blame thot Mur- phy! Shure, he’s niver around whin Oi want him. Albert Levering in Judge, 1900. NO EXCUSE FOR HIM Prisoner—Your honor, I was ignorant of the law. Jupae—Are you a lawyer? “No, sir.” “Then, sir, allow me to tell you that that is no excuse.” Between Friends Gladys—Jerrold is telling all around that you are worth your weight in gold, Ethel—The foolish boy. Who was he telling? “His creditors, dear.” —Judge, 1901 A Clincher Cobwigger—People go away to the country in summer for rest and quiet, my boy. Freddie—Then what do people who live in Philadelphia go away for? —Judge, 1901 Modern Father (who has taken daughter to the play)X—I'm sorry I brought you now, Peggy. This is hardly a play for a girl of your age. Daughter—Oh, I don’t mind it, Dad! It'll probably liven up a bit before the end! —Judge, 1913 comicbooks.com