Judge, 1925-08-22 · page 3 of 36
Judge — August 22, 1925 — page 3: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Page This page from *Judge* magazine contains humor columns and a cartoon rather than political satire. The "Vacation Reminiscences" and "Dark Look" sections present light social commentary—observations about everyday annoyances (mosquitoes, debts, train companions) and relationship dynamics. The main illustration depicts a man lounging by a fireplace, reading during summer. The caption humorously advises keeping the fireplace despite warm weather, suggesting comfort and coziness trump seasonal logic. This reflects early-20th-century domestic life where fireplaces were central to home life. The "Social Stories" column offers witty observations about social interactions—missed calls, romantic interest, and social etiquette. Overall, this page exemplifies *Judge's* focus on genteel, middle-class humor rather than hard-hitting political commentary. The content targets readers seeking relatable domestic and social satire.
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“LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS"’ Vacation Reminiscences HE roast beef hash on Monday. The one in the red bathing suit. What the women on the porch were saying. The canoe that tipped so inoppor- tunely. The girl who thought she could play tennis. Ditto golf. The fellow on the train who didn’t play bridge very well, but was willing to help out and make a fourth. The sunburn. The poison ivy. The ptomaine poisoning. The sprained ankle. The mosquitoes. How glad you were to get home. The debts. Dark Look Alice—You should have seen the awful look that brute gave Reginald when he told him to mind his own business, May—What sort of a look? “Two black eyes.” Daal “My dear sir, what you need is a complete rest.” “But, doctor, I retired from busi- ness three years ago, and haven't done any work since.” “Ah, then I have located the seat of the trouble, you must have some employment to keep your mind occupied!” JUDGE Social Stories [= such a lovely time. You must come again real soon. What a charming child. Oh, he’s just an ordinary boy. I just got in town this minute. You're the first one I called up. So sorry to be late! The taxi- driver got lost. Awfully glad you called me. I'd have phoned you, but I must have mislaid your telephone number. I'm not a bit hungry. You're the only man I honestly enjoy dancing with. You're the only woman who under- stands me. I'm partial to blonds (brunettes). Madame is not in. Carroll If you've enjoyed sitting around the fireplace at night, don’t give it up just because it's summer. A few cakes of ice logs, and an electric fan behind them and you won't leave home. comicbooks.com