Judge — August 15, 1925 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Correspondents who avish their letters printed should try to make them brief, and whether they sign them or not, should “always accompany them with their full names and addresses.) Praise from Sir Hubert To the Editors of Juvae: Your “Evolution Number” is most entertaining —a fine issue worthy of praise—but your editorial on “Dayton” is masterly and most needed. If this contains the new spirit of the editor we are to be congratulated on the advent of youth and real taste and conscience to the chair. I think it’s the biggest sermon preached to the American people for many a day. You are on the right trail. Dignity, serious idealism, conviction are all compatible with gayety and humor and taste can be severe and the laughter high—as you prove in this superb page of writing and the whole joyous issue of your magazine. Sincerely yours, WN. Guthrie St. Mark's in-the-Bonw New York City. Down With T. Jefferson! Dear Junce: You have went too far. I am off you for good. Never again will I look at, much less read, dangerously revolutionary if shallow public Your jibes, jeers and jokes anent our Eighteenth Constitutional Amendment I have long endured, crediting your frequent humorous torturings of this subject less to than to puerility and laziness. You professional humorists surely owe a debt of gratitude to the revered Mr. Volstead who has given you a new toy to add to your gallery of time-worn props of banana peels, mother-in-law, ete. Ben—Mother, I’ve bought two tickets for a whist drive. Morner—But we neither can play whist! “T know, but I thought the drive might do us good!” Only recently have I felt the iron hand sheathed in your velvet glove. A recent reveals to the discerning eye the sinister purpose that lurks behind your false smile. Don’t tell me! You are out to destroy American institutions! Under guise of attacking one amendment to our constitution you harbor no doubt a dark, bitter antagonism to the entire fabric of our nation. You are dangerously revolutionary. As a 110 proof American, I object. Fortunately here, as in so many cases, an evil Purpose discovets itself through the fairest dis- guise. The Bolshevik red burns through your blackest ink. At last you have exposed yourself, ‘The kindly, smiling mask of the Jupce is off and the leering, determined countenance of the revo- lutionist revealed. Your editorial on page 15 of the July 4 issue is undoubtedly the most revolutionary utterance that has appeared in public print during the history of our nation. As for this here, now T. Jefferson, no doubt he wiil be sent to Atlanta, His collaborator, lurking behind the initials W. M. H., unquestionably de- serves hanging. Or if he likes a good drink, let him live—and suffer, Helpful jelpfully yours, Leon H. Providence, R. I. July 1, 1925. Not Angry, But Terribly, Terribly Hurt To the Editors of Suvar: Dear Sir: I have considered writing you for some time regarding the change in the policy of Junce. This paper used to be devoted to fun, and was very entertaining. For a long time it has been opposed to everything that is good and become a mocker of everything that stands for progress. The time is coming when no self-respecting person will read it. The editorials by W. M. H. are a waste of paper, He has maligned everything good or progres- sive for the past year. If that is his idea of being humorous it certainly falls flat. I like a joke and I try to keep my mind open and be liberal, realizing there are a million and more different viewpoints. But Jupce can be funny without ridiculing everything new and progressive. Th read all of W. M. H. editori: love affair? or is he an athei is he an American? ‘Truly yours, Bonestect Ballston Spa, N.Y. July 20, 19: comicbooks.com