Judge — August 15, 1925 — page 18: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

I Know a Girl JHE thinks bachelor buttons are what some laundries sew on free of charge, that asters are hotels and that sweet peas are vegetables, but she says she just loves the little blooming things and that they make the world so bright as they wave gayly in the fields wafted by some gentle summer breeze. I don’t know where she picks up thoughts like that. The other day I asked her if she liked carnations and she said she’d never been to one but that her grand- father had gone to England specially to see Edward, Prince of Wales, be- come king and never got finished talking about it. However. she said, she, personally, was not the least bit interested in royalty as she was K American to the very core. I’d have liked to asked her how that had anything to do with it but I refrained. I told her I gave my mother some tea roses for her birthday and it de- veloped that she thought they were these little cheese cloth bags filled with tea and called by a fancy name. She allowed that one never could tell what these advertising men would call a thing next. ! —S IS ~~ SS Mr. Jonuzs (after switching on |i ts going to catch h—— for puttingthis' revolver! She thinks orchids are where they grow apples, that tuberose is a dis- ease, and that mignonette is a little fish. ; poe We were passing pe cl the suburbs in the car one n and I asked her if she liked nasturtiums. She told me that she hated them. They were always so crowded and besides she preferred surf bathing. When I mentioned lilies to her she comicbooks.com