Judge — August 15, 1925 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

gins onfr‘nce. How a guest feels during a domestic argument. Weed ’Em and Weep! Dame rumor has it that they are going to change the signs back- stage at “The Follies” for the benefit of the visiting “big butter and egg men from the West.” Henceforth, it is said, they will read “Churn to the Right” and “Eggzit.” Ode to Jersey I want to go back to New Jersey, Where once I stood with the best, And fought my way at the break of day, In the great commuting test. I want to go back to New Jersey And I dream of the tunnels there, And the glorious fight I had every night In the battle for seats and for air. I refuse to be buried out here in the West Where nobody gets ahead, I want to go back to New Jersey— But I don’t want to go till I’m dead! Jack Shuttleworth Time is money. It’s always the zero hour with us. Every man should live within his eee income even if he has to borrow the money to do it. The man who hesitates is lost. The woman who hesitates is extinct. The first magazine cover. comicbooks.com