Judge — August 8, 1925 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Discovered and Fiphred by Prot Liggnood te, Pra. PEEP mw e& elles ean = The i lalloon Perit Loon, a swell bird that Jves ire the odosh SoughS near lhe Source of the VYotdate river They are often pounced upor and captured by lazy Teehounds who hide among the Cllegecampus bushes that hre the shore. WHERES THE | Six DOWLARS. INTEREST? Delardown Cr dilplar chuck thet hives in the Furniture Flat ~ lands near the edge of Neces- sity hift> overhanging Debt- Valley. thas a large bi) and feeds on SuchePsh Fourtlushers and other Tootbsome Sainbes: We jornitiied rubber -lailed Stethoscope browses around m the Cardare valley av the toot of the Asttynare moun- tain8. IS very chesty about~ B7S acute hearing and 7$ ahvays posed tna Aslening altitide Ue Baad of bulldozing Bullfrdelles om the lwlying region oF Jaze manta Tying to dhve the Stay Orchestra’ Prom the Symphony caves re the farimonic GS,. Ee eth " eins) The Perils of Success Met of the people of Simpsonville who.have come to grief recently can trace the beginning of their down- fall to some unexpected success. Joe Harris was a pretty good clerk up to the time he won $3.45 in a poker game. After this brilliant financial stroke Joe heaved up his job under the impression that he was a born gambler, and subsequent events proved that he was wrong. Buck Thompson drove a truck here and pitched for the local nine on Sundays. One spring the Giants stopped off for an exhibition game, and Buck stood them off for three innings. He has been a total loss to the trucking in- dustry ever since. Buck still gets his name in the papers, however; only the other day we read that an- other minor league outfit had tied a can to him. The girls are just as bad. Annetta Bell was doing well in the millinery business up to the night when she gave an exhibition of esthetic dan- cingattheOpera House—and knocked them cold. Annetta left for Holly- wood two years ago, but she has not arrived yet. Harriet Taylor might be librarian of Simpsonville yet if she had not sold a poem three years ago. Another good woman gone wrong. I could mention a good many other cases where our people have been ruined by a little taste of success, but it would be a waste of time. The fact is I am getting ready to leave Simpsonville. A year ago I bought me a little oil stock and the local hicks nearly laughed themselves to death. But look at that stock to- day! Last week she soared two points and I am $22.50 to the good right now. A man with my financial judgment ought to live within sound of the ticker; that is why I am get- ting ready to exchange Main Street for Wall Street. R. 8. Merrick RR had Friend—Steady! You barely missed running over that man. If he hadn’t jumped— Lady Driver—Oh, that’s all right. It was my husband, and the doctor said he needed exercise. —Answers PR hd “How dare you, with your scandal- ous past, propose to me? It wouldn’t take much for me to throw you down stairs and turn the dogs on you!” “Am I to take that as a refusal, then?” —Szezutek (Lemberg) Boston ¥¢ Garter“ VOS Ly NEW WEBBING of that fine quality for which Bostons have always been so famous; in many attractive color combinations, wide web or nar- tow; price range, 25c to $1.00. And all equipped with the All Rubber Oblong Button, which holds stockings taut without tearing and “the Pad without a pucker.” No wonder Bostons are so popular the world over. GEORGE FROST COMPANY, Makers, BOSTON LoL IN PERFECT COMFORT } | | over the mountain or into th valley below a myriad of fas- cinating scenes unfold to your view—if you are able to enjoy them. The sway of the train means train sickness—(nausea) to many. Mothersill’s stops Train, Car and Sea Sickness at once, giving perfect comfort on your trip. WF aes oh scent of Pee The Mothersill Remedy Co, N. Y. City ANNOUNCEMENT! After months of effort, Judge has at last secured the Serial Rights to the HANDBOOK | FOR HUSBANDS CONTAINING 1001 EXCUSES FOR STAYING OUT NIGHTS By Prof. Abeliar Glibtongue, A.B.,C.D. STARTS NEXT WEEK! comicbooks.com