Judge, 1925-08-08 · page 20 of 36
Judge — August 8, 1925 — page 20: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page collects brief jokes and quips from college humor magazines (identified by their mastheads: Princeton Tiger, Wesleyan Wasp, Texas Ranger, etc.). The content reflects 1920s-era collegiate comedy focused on dating, romance, and flirtation. Key themes include: **Dating/Romance humor**: Multiple jokes about romantic pursuit, blind dates, and courtship etiquette. The "Juan-a-eata" joke plays on "Phyllis up" as a cheer-derived pickup line. **Gender dynamics**: Heavy emphasis on women's clothing (the "slip" misunderstanding, the "what do you wear under" joke) and appearance (Mae Murray and Gilda Grey were contemporary actresses/dancers). **Sexual innuendo**: Subtle references to intimate behavior ("pretty good Friend," "handsome chauffeur" distracting from driving lessons). The page satirizes college social life and the preoccupations of young men, presenting dating as a game requiring strategic "style" rather than genuine connection. The illustrations show typical 1920s social scenes—couples at windows, group gatherings, and automobile situations.
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He C ey é “What are your favorite pastimes?” “You mean who, don’t you?” —Princeton TIGER FID AY you learned about women from her, you say? Now, Rudyard, that couldn’t be true; T'll bet you right now, number one won’t teach how You’re to act when you're with number two. I've learned about women myself, Rudyard, But the line that I’d use on one Couldn’t be the same thing when another one came, That’s a thing which is simply not done. So you’ve taken your fun where you’ve found it, eh, what? Well, that’s where you make your miscue; You must hunt for awhile if you really want style, I'll not learn about women from you. —Wesleyan Wasp aad Juan-a-eata “Why do you call all the girls ‘Phyllis?’ ” “Got the name from their slogan.” “What slogan?” “Phyllis up! Phyllis up!” —Texas Ranger Pal He—We're having a party to- night, won’t you come along? She—Oh, I can’t. I haven't a thing to wear. “That's all right; this is a blind date.” —Stamford Chaparral Rated “T’ll show the world,” said the prom pretty as she stepped out on the ballroom floor. —Amherst Lord Jeff PID Bo—The shades of night are falling fast. Zo—Yes, there’s no use in standing here any longer. —Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern aad Bill—I hear that Mary’s a Quaker. Jack—Well, I'll say she was a pretty good Friend last night. —Penn State Froth HEER LEADE Wes Ash el iV “What do you wear under these lace dresses?” “That's a slip.” “Oh, I beg your pardon!” —Corums1a JESTER IIS “Can you imagine anything that you would rather see than Mae Murray as ‘Eve’ ?” “Sure, that is easy—Gilda Grey with a chill.” —West Viryinia Moonshine “Pretty rank,” remarked the colo- nel, reviewing the passing troops. —Notre Dame Juggler a “T’ve taken ten lessons already, but I can’t even start the car.” “Your chauffeur must be very stupid.” “No-o, very handsome.” —C.C.N. Y. Mercury comicbooks.com