Judge — August 1, 1925 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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have a thorough, inefficient rest, Smith, and that immediately. Just . lie out under the trees, taking it as You re i have be Eset a teacher easy as possible, and report back in a Geno wee : two weeks.” In two weeks, to the minute, Smith Tacge will poy $5 for Gach one reported—a hollow-eyed wreck! . “Go on!” I said grimly. “Let’s Efficiency have the details.” \MITH, for the first time, had called “Your instructions,” began Smith upon me in my medical capacity, weakly, hauling out a huge sheaf of and not merely as a friend. True, data, “were to lie on my back, taking the acknowledgment to my abilities it as easy as possible. The problem was a bit belated, but to be consulted was more difficult than it appeared at at any time, by an efficiency expert, first. sight, but by working nights I meant much. think myself justified in claiming to “Smith,” I told him, after I’d ex- have solved it. amined him thoroughly, “you're in a “T find,” continued Smith in a bad way; and it’s all your fault. barely audible whisper, referring to You're hopelessly inefficient. Oh, I the sheaf, “that under the given con- know you're going to tell me not to ditions, the easiest possible posture be an ass; remind me that your en- is one in which, imprimus, the tire time is devoted to making three arms... . ” motions grow where five grew before, As they carried him out after his and then point, as final proof, to your _ collapse, I tucked the data reverently : huge income. But that’s just the between his lifeless hands. I felt it Earle E. Liederman trouble. What you need now, is a would save him time in the next Zhe Moecle Bauder: little efficient inefficiency!” world. Get Off the Earth Scorning to waste words on so Gardner Rea . palpable a paradox, Smith drew forth And Let a Real Man Do Things That's what the big, robust two-fisted fellows of a huge black cigar—and decapitated Reed strength, muscle and health are saying to the wesk- ling—the wesk, narrow-chested chap with the shifty and lit it in three counts. ioey ou ia this ‘battle ef lie, where only tho strongeet “Took me a week: to learn that,” A man on his deathbed made a STIte. i cess-suiing fellow Guat “Gi eaoea ASA) Won he confided. “Used to carry my will giving all his property to his this, Shing, over, _ Are. yoy_.ecing. through’ Wet teklog: matches in the wrong pocket, and wife on condition that she marry Do you want to be stepped over and left on the bottom . . * . ri of the pile with the ringing cry in your ears “Get Off my clipper three links too low on its again. Some one asked him why he the Earth”? s + : 4 f DEAD OR ALIVE’ chain. Now, thanks to my simpli- made so strange a will. Do, vou awake, in the morning, with the dread. of fied co-ordinations, I free fifteen Said he: “I want to be sure that tie, Gay's wore, ahead of you lend’ stter musnaging = minutes a day to spend—” there will be one man who will be Siercldete soaked) teed —snod ice methine ‘but the Rect “In the country!” I interrupted — sorry that I am dead.” Pe ede erg oe} iteing wih tay firmly. “For your fool brain must —Tit-Bits gas a sony (moot your repels with Let me repair that body of yours. I am a muscle builder. I build energy. I make o-getters. I make live he-men. I will clear your brain and put that healthy sparkle in your eye. Then you can tel whole world you will come out on top when it’ over. Before you realize it, people of st teemned flow whe gets there. you. Only the fellow who is alert, wide-awake, ge opportunities. Your abundant strength and’ thri vitality will stimulate your ambition and fire you on until you are bound to success. HEY—WAKE UP! How do you expect to go through life half dead, half alive—a sort. of “half-man,” who cannot stand out from the. crowd? Come on, straighten those Shoulders, broaden that back. Do’ something to out that suit of yours—GET SOME MUSCLE. In thlety, days or even less 1 guarantee {0 add one full inch {recs g, mrs inches to your eer, Ral Buc You beeta 2" all over agaig-™ Ys SourwillteePand cl anew f Fay inthe aria you have boon a em in the fullest. fie mown tothe whole world fam “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” It contains forty-five fall lune itor of Prgl saf se ame me ibe pitifal week ek are, pane = 4 of will prove.an impetus, ar allo bot for pat it off. itnow, before you EARLE E. LEDERMAN Dept. 3008-305 Broadway New York City OS SD J EARLE E. LIEDERMAN i 4 Dept. 3008, 305 Broadway, New York City Dear Sir:—I enclose herewith 10 cents, for I are to send me, without any obligation on my part ever, a copy of your latest book, “Muscular Development. (Please write or print plainly.) The Man on Top—Old ’er there a minute, Bill—my pipe’s gone out. —Passing Show comicbooks.com