Judge — July 25, 1925 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Some girls are called Spearmint because they id always after these. the bunk on a Pullman car. Preposition. A flowery beginning. . A bachelor’s button. Merry. 22, The skeptics state (abbr.). }. Verb meaning to get outside of, Modern Romeos. . What all flat tires get. A sheik’s work bench (pl.), There's not much meat in these kind of 30, What eskimos have to do in order to go ven. 3H. What grandmother said when she hit her thumb with the hammer, 33. Something modern girls do best. 35. A form of “to be.” 36. A feminine persuader. Another at benefit. di ‘d from cross- zles is learning that this is a fish. ‘he girl whose whereabouts has caused so speculation, ‘means of transportation (abbr.). Ask road president. ‘Thin makes people hungry. the only kind of a law married people fear. ane. Haat = -adl”* e French, his Hind af language Sowa in a golf stream, Anold time sheik. A feline “lover's lane.” mall boy's favorite atyle of swimming. A parent. i rrowlul. }. Interjection of cold bath liars. 58, Kidders Exterminator's League (abbr.). ). A part of “to be.” Something we like about a modern girl. ‘To place again. More dangerous to step on than a rattle- Pt Tl a 65. What wives say when they leave their husbands. 66. The only thing that women will follow consistently. 67. One way to collect what's coming to you. 68. What Napoleon did when he tried to con- . yy investors in wild-cat stock. A note of the scale. One of Ham's partners. 75. A title of respect. isposed. 78. A feminine “may be.” What you are apt to find artists’ models in if you enter a studio without knocking. 81. This is hot stuff. (Don’t ask a janitor, he won't know!) 83, Something people get in the neck. 84. These are taboo ia Bryan's 200. 85. Mr. Volstead is trying to do this to us. 32 Vertical 1. Flapper’s favorite fruit. 2. Form of the verb “to be.” 3. Society bait (abbr.). 4. Automobiles keep people from getting this 5. Pronoun. 6, You can't go far on your vacation without taking one of these. 7. Fourteen ounces to a butcher (abbr.). 8. A good thing to tap for spirits. 9. An eye-sore. 10. Exclamation. 11. ‘The way a woman keeps « man. 18. A kind of bridge. 15. Anyone whose political opinions differ from ours, 17, A wet spot in a dry country. (Nothing at all to do with drug stores!) 19, This means out of date like long hair and clothes. 20, That Parisian accent. A nickel nurser. 4. A little hill on a golf course. mething all old men try and show. mething bachelors have to learn to do. zerland is famous for cheese, ye . What. some boys get out of college. 32. Young contented cows. 34. Things that actors travel in. (Not freight care or patel wagons.) ; 36. ese are things that go up on high. Phis is what man is beeause he only: has to buy one pair of ahoes ct a time, 30. Webster says this is one who is guilty of underhand work, 40. You'll often. find one of these sticking around. bottle of gin, 42. A cat fight. “ 49. Something both big and little babies 45. The lair of the modern highway rb! 45. What bachelors get when they’ decide’ to give up their life of ease 160. ‘Social substitutes for children, 52. ‘There's nothing eles than a glass eye at one of these, 3$. U's quite useless to do this with a woman, 56. ‘These used to be sent to un in schooners . ‘To trace or carry back. An Mtalian vender's word for banana, ‘int ble day Gable) scarce beverage in the land of the spree. A kind of a pole. ia Wat Bricklayers do when th Vhat bricklayers do when they fall off a seaffold, 69. A dangerous thing to run. 71. An evenii i 74. A preci 76. Possessive pronoun. 77. One thing flappers do not want to get into the hands of. 79. An appetizing Greek letter. 80. In like manner. 81. The first name of all union rubes, 82. Pronoun. (C5 EE ee eee comicbooks.com