Judge — July 25, 1925 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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| passed going ARE, tiem e(t——r First Binuiarp Prayer—I shay, ole feller, you can’t play with four balls. SEcoND Bitutarp PLayer—’S all right. Look at the bundle of cues Pve got. Neither, Nor (Continued from page 17) be furnished only to steady individu- als who have demonstrated their poise and judgment before a fire alarm permission commission. It wears out the fire apparatus to have it running around corners all day responding to explosions of safety match packets. I suppose the fire department meets itself | coming back, in ninety per cent. of the alarms sent in. It is practically impossible for office workers to get anything done with all this hurly- burly going on in the streets. While Jay Fassett, the actor, and I were standing on a street corner the other day, the fire department south. In a few minutes they returned, going north. “I guess they couldn’t sell their fire,” How a man feels when he tells his business troubles to his wife. —Passinc SHow There should be some sort of mechanical hoisting devices under the sidewalks in front of dog stores so that the sidewalks might be tipped every twenty minutes and a new set of spectators given a chance. Knitting is to women what chew- ing tobacco is to men. Both give solace. Neither does much other good. Chewing merely destroys to- bacco, and knitting destroys yarn. It is fortunate that each of us can argue himself into an artificial com- placency to which he has no real right. Seems like very few cigarettes we have these days cut the nostrils enough. I like a cigarette which tears the lining out. Going to a revival of a play written fifty years or more ago is like spending an afternoon looking at the stuffed animals at the Ameri- can Museum of Natural History. John —— has accepted a place on the house committee of his club and will become a misanthrope. HIS “Are you an actress, auntie?” “No, darling, why do you ask?” “Because Daddy said when you came we'd have a scene.” —Kabaret (Lwow) SIs New York thieves bound their victim and thrust her into the bath- tub, which seems to be carrying the Cleanup Week idea altogether too far. —Buffalo Express “The Gift of Gifts” By Angus MacDonall 'HE dim light, the log fire, the Christmas spirit and contemplation in the arms of the beloved; are all charmingly portrayed in this delightful drawing which is dedicated to lovers. Our prints from the engraver's original engravings on Heavy Art Mat, size 1544 x 114% inches, will becarefully packed and sent postpaid to any ad- dress upon receipt of 50 cents each Judge Art Print Department 627 West 43d Street New York “POPULAR RADIO is without question the best You will understand when you see radio magazine.” it, how very interest- ing and valuable it is to every owner of a radio receiv. ing set and to every one considering building or buy- ing a The Magazine with set the Silver Cover (Vestco At Leading Dealers comicbooks.com