Judge — July 25, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

J. Conacher in Judge, 1913 DIFFERENT CHANNELS OF THOUGHT CHAUuFFEUR OF StaLLED Can—Who’s responsible for the state o’ these bing—bang—roads? | ASK DAD—HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days ih jus i (it ai tab \ | ‘ Sotemn INnpivipuat (reprovingly)—Providence, my friend. “Aw! D’ye think I don’t know where I am? A Distinction Without Difference Smith—Isn’t that Bryan orator a regular monkey? Jones—Yes, and also a regular harangue—outang. —Judge, 1900 All That Was Lacking Maude—Ferdinand has all the qualities that go to make a good husband but one. Ella—What is that? “He won’t propose.” ¥ —Judge, 1900 Crawford Young in Judge, 1912 COMFORTING Barser (confidentially) —The boss fines me a quarter when I cut a cus- tomer’s face. But I don’t care to- day—I just won two dollars! This ain’t Rhode Island.” Exceedingly Odd “There is a very queer thing about ” 'P) “What is it?” “The newspapers do not say that it was a sudden one.” —Judge, 1900 According to Scripture Sunday - school Teacher—Now, Johnny may tell us what the good book says about fishing on Sunday? Johnny Walton (somewhat un- certainly)—The better the day, the better the deed. —dJudge, 1900 3 ope comicbooks.com