Judge — July 4, 1925 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

FRECKLES Don’t hide them with a Veil; Remove them with Othine—Double Strength This preparation for the treatment of freckles is so successful in removing freckles and giving a clear, beautiful complexion that it is sold under guarantee to refund the money if it fails. Don't hide your freckles under a veil or waste time on lemon juice or cucumbers; get an ounce of Othine and remove them. Even the first few applications should show a wonderful improvement, some of the lighter freckles vanishing entirely. Be sure to ask for the double-strength Othine; it is this that is sold on the money- back proposition. We recommend Othine Complexion Soap for use with Othine, also as a shampoo—it's wonderful for bobbed hair—2Sc a cake at all drug or department stores or by mail. Othine Laboratories, Inc., Buffalo, N. Y. Easy to Play Easy to Pay SMARTING SUNBURN eran wor tged reese sagtag freely with cooling, Thentholatum Sonc Waiters! Gop 2 Yann be paid on songs found publication. Suni oe aes free Book Know.epcEasLe Cosmentator—’E’s right, George! Right as rain. The on’y time I’m ever un’appy is when I can’t get none! How Road Signs Should Read You Are Now Entering Hicktown Nknown till 1924 when the Village Trustees Built Munici- pal Hot Dog Stand. Eighteen thou- sand, six hundred and seventy-three frankfurters sold every Sunday to Tourists. Population, Sundays, 18,683. Week-days, 1 You'll Soon Reach Deadburg Hot Texas Wiencr Center of Quicklunch County. Stop and Visit Sauerkraut Factory. Emergency Hospital for Indigestion in Back of Morgue As You Leave. Keep Right on to Sloutown “The Ice Cream Cone Capitol.” Founded in 1654 by James Burke but put on the map in 1920 by Cohen's Cones. —Wrvter’s Pre You're Reached Eatsville Famed for Pretzels, Pop Corn and Hamburger Steak Sandwiches. Dewey Doodle, Mayor—also Pro- prietor of the Shakespeare Refresh- ment Stand. Industries: Hot Dog Manufacturing, Chicken and Waffle Factories and Tourist Gyping. Arthur L. Lippmann Nothing for Nothing Barton—What makes your next door neighbor so unpopular? Borrows—He’s fixed his lawn mower so you have to drop a nickel in the slot to make it go. —Boston Transcript cad A stone basket containing buttons has been found under the ruins of an old church in America. Experts are agreed that it is probably a collection plate. —Humorist comicbooks.com