Judge — July 4, 1925 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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LEADERS ©, eo Ambitious Frosh—Let me kiss you good- night.” She—I'm saving my $. “Let me add one to your collec- tion.” —Lafayette Lyre sae “Are you going to the fair?” “What fair?” “The paper says fair here to-day and to-morrow.” —Lehigh Burr SIA There little murderer Don't you ery. Just plead crazy And you'll get by. —S. California Wampus Rad He—Let'’s pet. She—Certainly. But what shall we pet? —De Pauw Yellow Crab Jean—I'm so proud of my hero's new job. Vai—What's he doing? “He says he's the bouncer in a tennis ball factory.” —Norre Dame JvccLter Big Blond Mamma—You men like we girls that “neck” better than the others, don’t you? He—What others? —Johns Hoplcins Black and Blue Jay Peal “What is the greatest necessity in all walks of life?” “Shoes,” —Chicago Phoenix SISTER SUSIE SAYS Some people are so dumb, that they think Iceberg is a famous Alaskan Jew. —Lemon Burr In a Generous Mood Jim—Where did you get all the money? Jack—I borrowed it from Tom. “From Tom! Why I thought he was prett: tight.” “He —Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern sae A student husband tells us two may live as cheaply as one, but not as quietly. —Colorado Dodo “Was your husband cool when you told him there was a burglar in the house?” “I should say he was cool. Why, his teeth chattered.” —Pitt PANTHER What the Critics Really Said of the “Heart of Alisande” “The gripping melodrama fur- nished by the heroine's losing her chemise in the second act is about as much use to me as the henna in a dying goldfish.” —George Jean Nathan “In my life I have seen a good many poor plays, but never was there such a triumph of stupidity as I wit- nessed last evening.” —Heywood Broun “It scems to me if Smith Bros. can find themselves nothing better to present than last night’s fandango they ought to trundle into two nice pairs of overalls and trot along back to the farm.” —Robert Benchley And the press notices: Tne Heart oF ALISANDE “Gripping!"—Gcorge Jean Nathan. “A triumph.”—Heycood Broun. “Nothing better!” — Robert Benchley. —Princeton Tiger eal One—Seen Pete Roleum? Two—Naw, he ain’t benzine since yesterday. “Well, gasoline against a post and take a naphtha four o'clock.” —Washington Dirge