Judge — June 20, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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“Darling, say the words that will make me happy for the rest of my life.” “Al right—stay sing! —Norre Dame Juco.er Ye Tactful Lover If I were a millionaire or king And you were a heathen slave, I'd make you a glittering, gorgeous thing And we'd sail on the bounding wave. I'd give you the joys of eternal spring And you'd bask in the things you crave, If I were a millionaire or king And you were a heathen slave. But I ama slave, and you, cherie, Have a million bucks or two, So let's be wed and you give me What I would have given you. —Toronto Goblin sas First Actress — You say your brother has an impediment in his speech and yet he is deaf and dumb? Second Actress—Yes. You see, he was in an accident and lost two fingers. Widow Flannigan—Pat was such a brilliant lad that he read all of Shakesy ten vears old. Widow Hannigan—Bedad and that's nothing, me Michael read them before that age in the original Greek. —Lafayette Lyre s works be » he was “T think we met in this café winter, your overcoat is familiar to ine. “But [didn’t own it then.” “No, but I did.” —Chicago Phoenix Telephone Operator (to another telephone operator)—This is awful. All the wrong numbers are busy, so T'll have to give this party what he asked for, —Ohio State Sun Dial Hostess—Pardon me, but didn’t you put a knife in your pocket? Guest—Yes, it was too tarnished tu leave on the table. De Pani Yellow Crab sae Lord Jeff Is which I can open She—No, it has —Wesleyan Wasp height of chivalry is the action of the young man who took a girl n his car—and then walked home with her. John Hopkins Black and Blue Jay a —Dartaoutn Jack o' LANTERN comicbooks.com