Judge — June 20, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Sne—What hearenly Jazz let's dance! “That isn't jazz—the waiter dropped our dinner.” Here Comes the Bride! Core. my Lothario, North to Ontario— Dixie is dismal and drear, i nto fold ‘Toronto And bathe in the four per cent. beer! Living’s Arcadian “Cross the Canadian Border—come on, let us cruise— For Canada’s near-beer Possesses more cheer, dear, Than bootleg American booze! Break out the Packarl And follow the placard That points to our Northern fron tier; We gay honeymooners Will lap up the schooners With “Prosit!” and four per cent. heer! ACL. L. Statistical Klepper—There is now one auto for about every five persons. Boyd—l week T drove! my quota the first KRAZY RACKS “give a sentence with the word “Why. hang it, girl’ said her father angrily only 810 a wee “Tknow, father,” said the daughter pleadingly. “But then a week passes so quickly when you're so fond of each other.” Phat fellow earns The Smiths design their new home in taste with the character of their married life. comicbooks.com