Judge — June 20, 1925 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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A Few Strokes Swimming and Otherwise (The anthor wishes to acknowledge his gratitude to the editors of The 2ot-Wallopers’ Gazette, The Boot- leggers’ Bulletin, The Safeblowers? Journal, The Burglars’ Herald, The Embezlers’ Almanac and The Tram- sters’ Review of Literature for per- mission to reprint. the following articles which never appeared in their publications.) The Australian Crawl FCLINE on your stomach in the 1 wateh a cater. the theater and wateh The caterpillar may watch you, but Gilda we tating the wriggling move oto the start wriggling ind you've observe yout two water. After the police have « persed the crowds, return home au continue wriggling. Ina week, dive off the end of a long pier, being sure to pay your insurance premiums first. Many people erroneously sociate this stroke with Australia, but it was Lord Nelson who first re- marked, “It’s all a plot on the part of the Kangaroo s: words, a lot of hop! in other “La—Ma—supper ready?” “Veh—awill you have a fudge sundae or a malted flip? y wl-class voarding house wh ay dinner As the chicken i being ser th a hatehet and cut off your piece the breast before Robin- is being serv your neighbors can say MARUET feed you the same kinda meals 1 hear you ravin® about getting autside!™ Bathing girl on neach and every cover.” tiasu.” OF course, youll cut off fifteen or twenty fingers, but don’t let th. With a little practice you'll be able to cut off a ad then, » breast disturb vor hand now clared Pre “luett- jv, the bosom shirt manufacturer when col- Jared Jast evening in the midst of his neckband. The Stroke o° Luck Your boy friend has a girl friend. Your boy friend's girl friend) has a good friend for you! The good friend for you is a stunner and good looking. Th a stroke of luck! You find $1,000,000 in the street. Thats a stre of duck! Your mother-in-law is deaf 1 dumb— of luck of One should never attempt an epi- ina full dress suit. (5 vwill wear. unstroke ever be committer troke my ne A ling.” remarked Jack Dempsey to his wife. cloudy day. “T never cross a bridge till T come to it,” snappily came back his wife, who gets the referee's decision, in- chiding the Seandinavian. Arthur L. Lippmann comicbooks.com