Judge — June 13, 1925 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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“Yes. bows. 1 hare decided to learn poker. possible poker hands.” T hear there are “Put your tuition on the table and we will endeavour to show you some ANOTHER BOOK OF THE DAMNED hy Don Herold WeN a oman tells me that he W stayed up until fone o'clock | the night bef 5 plasing | like a sorority: sophomore wonder if poker is really as. girlish ypears to ine, an outsider. Line of guys willing to prove to me that it isa he game will form at Columbus Circle and march south at poker has a reputa- Hien of being a manly game proves nothing tome. AIth it is true that ne two women ever to. gether ten minutes without talking about ir hair, it is amy theory that men are the silly sex. Admiral Fishe’s men (senators srtion te the contrary, start all the wars Men | long parades, wearing plumes and collars Men wear Ku Klux nighties. Men used to stand up at the bar and buy circus horse a round tong after they had fe want oa drink, Men gig! dirty stories. Men play polities Just make alist of most of the things which are Known distinetly as manly (such as chawing terbacker) 1 list of absurd ttions that women can never and you will ha to copy. Tt is only when attempt to ape the men that we riiculons. Htomay be trie that women are trivial, that they chefs in great hotels or perfect pase line motors or isolate the gers donot become freekles or other Still there wits And Dam not sure that it is terribly important not te be trivial, or to be a fat-faced chef or to perfect gasoline diseases. Curie motors of Lo ise Men conquer the knickkna it is women wl without half teyi Tl Stour > ever heard in favor of poker is that Mrs Herold used to belong te a Sunday night poker club in Fort Wayne. Ind. This is an indorsement of poker neuer life and whieh TP shall not ignore. (Continued on page 29) The Biography of a Self- made Inventor \ THE age of Lwenty-one. Harry Carrey Was a poor and strug ghing inventor. Pts clothes were shy AL the Viving in of twenty-five he wits durretaleowe. Tis patent uble aetion, non-vibrat tng spaghetti fork had been a fail At tl fo thirty, Marry wits eating one thirty-five-cent meal aday twoeevele. chewing stray bits of gum and we leather to aid his digestion. His automatic: non-leakable, three-ply net for gathering Freneh fried pota toes had been onthawed hy a prom Thent book of etiqus . At tl poof thirty-five be wats sleeping in the parks. or on stormy nights, in dark corners of the Aqua rim. His epoch-mahking invention ofa public drinking fountain which not leap up and onundate the ure when the practice water in public went out of general favor. But at the of forty. the Hon, ¢ Harey € prominent turf ane club man, owned three y tt Latpesend inte tal win ter mansions, was being phote graphed cach time he sailed for Eur nd was suit for publication of his ir At the age of thirty-nine, t seure Harry had invented th rubber automobile, whieh not only rebounded ithy from stone walls and t ficers, but could 1 fe to fit into a thee space on crowded stres Richard 8. Wallace vot parking: Doctor—How is your appetite? “Good! Whatcha ge comicbooks.com