Judge — June 13, 1925 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

From Beethoven to Berlin or Through the Schwartzwald With Kodak and Zwiebac: W: RETIRED before nine o'clock because our party was to fringerio (assemble) at an early hour in the lobby of the Biltmore where we were ve supplied (fitted out) with Mah Jongg sets, ring sausages, buttonhooks, five-dollar gold pieces, mustache mugs. spare collars and other equipment necessary to the complete success of our expedition. Morning dawned, and arriving at our appointed meeting place we “Something's wrong with the engine, Marie.” lower boughs of the trees in order that our spirits should not bump (bump) against them. As there were just forty-one in the party this later became widely known as the Spirit of “Te Shortlyafterpassing Freylinghuysen (senator) on the road to Congress let me have the next. slic ase thank you) we came upor irious. thing. You see here in the lower left-hand corner—no, I'm mistaken. that’s one of our party, it’s here in the upper righ d corner where the end of my pointer now rests—a skunk. This little animal caused us quite a bit of difficulty and was largely accountable for the fact that APs) , ‘ “ several members of our party arrived Git up! Can't git no place layin’ down, nevah. veral members of our party arrive “Mebbe y'all didn't heah ob de gen'l'n'n whicht went a hunned yahds in Deshabille, a stall hamlet just in ten secon's flat.” outside of Modesty, in barrels Carroll found our guides and their frishkas (pack mules) awaiting us with ill- concealed impatience, for they were anxious to mit on the road at the crack of dawn. A problem pre- sented itself in how to get the donkeys through the revolving doors which formed the only exits from the lobby, but this stymie was met with facility by one of our number who thought of the plan which ulti- mately led us to take the burros to the roof on the elevator and lower them to the street (the burros) with the aid of schlitzra y plutonius (block and tackle). This later became known as the Burrow’s Solution, By twelve-thirty, after going back twice to get the lunch and Aunt Martha's smelling salts, we were well on the blintze (road) and in such high spirits that a number of nurmis (runners) had to be sent ahead into the woods to cut off the comicbooks.com