Judge — June 6, 1925 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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a couple of dogs at each other. The fable is of an English curate whose wife deserts him for an old flame and who, instead of going out and taking a poke at the latter, hangs lugubriously around the house spouting the philosophy of non- resistance. By way of excitement, Galsworthy periodically brings on a number of child actors who play peckaboo and — ring-around-a-rosie and talk over the Bible with the curate. Half an hour of the pro- ceedings is given over to a low- comedy meeting of the villagers in the tavern, a scene that has about as much direct: connection with the central theme as the Baltimore and Ohio railroad has with New Zealand. ‘Therefo: tu clean p! while I have no objection s.as I have said, Im: he forgiven for confessing that a so. called unclean one like “Erpceist” is ten times closer to my taste. I surely do not like dirt for dirt’s sake, but IT like cleanness for cleanness sake a whole lot less. And I sus- pect that there are more persons like me in this respect than is com- monly admitted. A play that is so laboriously clean that you ean smell the soapsuds is not one calculated to appeal overwhelmingiy to aman who believes that “Casanova’s Home- coming,” for example. is a some. what better picce of work than any of Dr. Frank Crane's “Five Minute Sermon: Il ai 1s QueeN,” by John Hastings Turner, is an importation from the place that Basil comes from. Dean To get to the point quickly, it is a dud. The only reason can dredge up for its production is the chance it offers a star actress to dress herself up like a Ziegfeld finale and be addressed by the rest of the poor actors as “Your Majest Such nonsense has, from time immemorial, been close to the star actress he: although in re- cent years there seems to have been an agreeable falling off in the she- nanigan. Yct every now and again an actress who should know better allows her manager to lose his shirt that she may vicariously gratify the soupcon of blue blood which, accord- ing to the gen pared by Prof. V of Elkhart, Ind logical chart pre- fgang Hoopdin 1 sent on receipt 00). flows in The story of “His QUEEN” is o} shopgirl who is called to the throne of the mythical kingdom of Pyorrhea and who falls in love with the leader of the revolutionists. In other words, and especially in view of the manner of its telling, blah! sae Teacher—Why do you always add up wrongly? Scholar—I don’t know! “Does any one help you! “Yes, my father!” “What is he “A waiter!” Vilsingen (Oslo) sae “These aeroplanes are more dangerous than ever.” pme one killed?” No; but I chap got mar- ried in one yesterday. “—Bulletin (Sydney) getting Createst Trainer h You BY MAIL 20 weeks I will teach you all there is to know about JIMMY DE FOREST, Box 631 347 Madison Ave. _New York City AUTO RUNS 57 MILES ON die GAL. of “GAS” A new automatic and self-regulating device has been invented b: John A Stransky, 553 Fourth st., Pukwana, South Dakota, with which automobiles have made from 35 to $7 miles ona gallon of gasoline. It removes carbon and reduces spark plug trouble and overheating, fe can be installed by any one in five minutes. Mr. Stransky wants distributors and is willing to send a sample at his own risk. Write _him today. Fiver and'co iver and collect. You just take orders ad get your profit at once. tof tome Wie! bide, Binghamton, SV Sonc Waiters ay PY NSE will be paid on songs found suitable i publication. Submit your manuscripts for imme. examination EQUITABLE MUSIC CORPORATION IR Broadway New York City warrtron Free Book Sogo “POPULAR RADIO is without question the best radio magazine” You will understand when you see it how very interesting and valuable it is to every owner of a radio receiving set and to every one considering the purchase of a set comicbooks.com