Judge — June 6, 1925 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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him with this norel fish pole. The Usherless Theater T was the opening of the theatrical season in the year—well, just a few years hence. The curtain having risen, the late arrival, seat check in hand, hesitated and peered through the semi-dark- ness. A second more and he was gently seized by an invisible force, and as gently—though —_ firmly—propelled down the center aisle. He was too surprised to cry out; too amazed to resist. A single seat fell for him, H—2, and the same gentle force dropped him into it. It was the seat he had just bought at the box off “Great convenience, isn’t it,” id the perfect stranger in H—4, » more ushers to mix you all up in the dark.” “II noticed the absence of the ushers,” faltered the late arrival, mopping his brow. “Wha-what was it? And what, in heaven's name, The office force never wanted to say they doubted the manager's fish stories, bul when an occasion came to make him a gift, they presented Jones decides to take his wife South to cure her of skiing in her sleep. is it? I've been away. Haven't been inside a theater in ages.” “Simple device,” said the about-town (for such he was) with a sophisticated smile. “Science figured out that if it could steer air- planes and submarines by wireless, it could do a little thing like steering a theater patron to his seat. There's a keyboard with a seat diagram in the box office, and as soon as you get inside the operator makes the right connection.” There was a crash of breaking glass in the lobby “That's a demonstration by the striking ushers, I fancy,” man-about-town. man- Soe Angler (describing a catch)—The trout was so long. I tell you I never saw such a fish! Rustic—No. ever did. Oi don't suppose ye —Tit Bits EARLE E. LIEDERMA\ The Muscle Builder How Do You Look In a Bathing Suit? The good oldswimming da y! But it’s great to rip he old shirt, into your suit and tukeasplash. But what a shock to some of the poor girls when they see their heroes come out with flat chests and skinny f robust rehere. Oh, arms instead of — the frames they expected to sec You Can’t Fool Them Don’t try to make excuses. You should have knobs on your arms like a baseball. A fine protector you would make, when you can’t even fight your own battles. What are you going to do? She is going to find 5 out. Look Your Best It's not to: son your cheat But that’s only a shoulders De in the same Lamm going to br. ue to be really proud of This I don't promise these things Come on and make me prove it is 0 I guarantec Send for My New 64-Page Book “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” It Is FREE comicbooks.com