Judge — May 23, 1925 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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TOS. Sullivant in Judge, 1902. ASK DAD—HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days JUST His LUCK > eae ed mm Tur Nurse—Yex, we kept you alire for three weeks on milk punches and brandy. ‘The Patientr—Just my luck! The Luckless Hunter ‘The hunter had but little luck, For he was out to shoo! He shot a farmer's ce Worth fifty bucks, the said, Judge, 1s Correct Definition Tad—Pa, what's a matrimonial Iureau? Dad—It's a bureau, son, with six drawers packed full of woman's fixings and one man’s necktie. Judge, 1911 A Journalistic Stunt Staff Photographer—V've caught a snapshot of the fleeing gambler! City Editor—Good! Now take a time exposure of the police in pur- suit. Judge, INS Changed His Mind “T thought you said, Grouch, that you would never permit your wife to run an auto?” “So I did; but she happened to hear me say it.” Judge, 1912 During the Quarrel “Why, John, you told me before We were married that you were well off.” “Twas, but [didn't know it.” Judge, Vs Bob Gordon in Judge, 1910. Matp—There's a man at the door with a wooden leg, mum. Mistress—Oh, tell him awe don't want any. And I was unconscious all that time. Doing as She Agreed Black—She said on her wedding day that she would go through everything for him. White-—W. loaned him a ten spot this moming. Judge, 110 LL guess she has. 1 What Changed Him Kaiser—Do you like home cook- ing? Maiser—I did before [got mar- ried. Judge, 1912 Synonymous? First Wife—What is your hus band's average income, Mrs, Smith? Second Wife—Oh, about midnight. —Judge, 1911 Sas “Why doesn’t he go home?” “Because neither his wife nor the saloons shut up at midnight.” —Judge, 1911 comicbooks.com