Judge — May 16, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Saar oae ne ATES Dentist—Now then, who's been waiting longest? “I've been waiting three months—I'm your tailor!” We Hereby Nominate for the Numerical Hall of Fame “4 out of 5° Because 99 out of every 100 are sure they'll have it at 40, by gum! “Sin i” Because the oily boid is the best lubricated. A Baker's Dozen Because I don’t know how many it represents. The 400" Because they've never dropped to 399 nor increased to 401. Luther Burbank Because he can make 2 grow where 1 flourished be 4. My Aunt Sophie Because she’s been 36 years old since July 4, 1899. Robert A. Realtor Because he made me believe that the house he sold me was “2 minutes’ walk (or a ‘stone's throw’) from the station.” Barbara La Marr and Betty Blythe Because they’re both good num- bers. LL comicbooks.com