Judge — May 16, 1925 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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“He's knocked senseless.” “Look in his pocket and see if he has a Ten-cent Dictionary with his watch number and other instructions in case of unconsciousness.” REVIEW OF A TEN-CENT DICTIONARY by Don Herold T DEPENDS partly upon what you intend to do with a dict whether or not T shall urge the ‘Ten-cent Dictionary upon you. — If you want a dictionary to put under Junior at the dinner le to elevate him up to gravy level, P shall say no. Tf vou want it to use for look- ing up the meaning of words, I shall (CL shall first have to know the words up whieh you m sty yes and ne nto (This is my way of not sayir meaning to look up.”) But if, like myself, you wish a dictionary in which to look up the spelling the words recommend, occasion and necessary, L want to say that this is the dictionary for you. [ carry one with me whe just for those three words. Ever since Arthur Burrell hit: me on th ver 1 go, head with a hoe, Dhave not been a to remember how to spell recommend, occasion and necessary. Arthur and IT were digging a cistern in our back atchet and He must have been using it, because it caught on the branch of the apple tree under which we were digging, and that spoiled Arthur's aim, and the hoe came down into my skull. As I recall, my mother put brown sugar on the wound—at any rate. since then T have been unable to yard. 1 was using Arthur was using a he ever spell reeommend, occasion anil urces- sary, If you have ever been hit on the head with ah op lost any of your brains as the result of being kicked in the ¢ vellum: by a horse, and © some particular word that > three bother indorse (sore- hers you as the me, [certainly de times T get around using the word (Continued on page 28) 7 mami “Well, Bill, you can't get this over the radio.” Bright: Sayings of Children My ma heep big Indian papoose. She smoke up heep big. bunch “Why you smoke heep big 1 “Me need um he Pp more certifi Choctaw Ostrich Feather, six years der Melican Chinee. He en year old. He allee taker we My me thicket him quick, see plicture Ider forglet to buy he Man at dloor stle “No tickee, ne gi door, eto, mane at “You mean,” say iny fladder, “no lickee, no shirtee! Dowt vou think dliss glood jloke? Chin Lee, eight months old My fadder, Tkey Cohen, isa smart lizznesstnens, 1 riddew teecher gives sample in arifmetic vot TP ean't unser, [al “Pop and ten?” ys go to my fadder. IT says, “how mueli is ten mand ten, iny son,” says my . Tis twenty-tree. n Tecomes back at my fadder wid this: y wrong, her said) ten twenty.” “L know,” says my fadder, “but it’s alvays better to say more in eas the customer vants to bargain sy Cohen, five years comicbooks.com