Judge — May 9, 1925 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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will not be in the day of Ma Hylan. icre must come a day when traffic will be so controlled. synchronized or abolished, that half the population will not have to jump from under the wheels of the other half. You do not think God intended that we should make each other jump. Hurry is a curse. There must come a day when shelter and warmth can be attained for the fraction of an honest month's labor instead of for all of it; perhaps the big life insurance com s will bring this to pass in their investment programs. The city must be hushed to soothing silences, blown with fresh fragrances, dotted with flowers humanly habitable. Stinking stupidity must be stamped out of high offices. We are the —in short, m: pioncers of this immense intric There will come a day, hence, when some of our children’s children will look back on us as And others of them will k on what we endured for kes, and say, “The poor centuries: heroes. look their simp: The latter will be right. sae A record number of Americans are expected to visit this country in the summer. They will probably travel by the Three Star Line. —London Opinion sae The first all-American opera has been produced at Monte Carlo. The idea, we understand, is to drive cautious visitors to the gambling tables. —Humorist ABSENT-MINDED Baruer (who has adapted himself to the feminine in- vasion)—Serumplions morning, isn't it? I ace where they're having a sale at Blintzberg’s to-day of the darlingest crepesle-chine imported frocks! And the prices, my dear, are positicely cut to one-third! 10 DAYS FREE TRIAL - aes BACK JF NOT SATISFIED SELF FILLER GREATEST VALUE EVER OFFERED _ 6% LONG etsonee 3 address plainly, INKOGRAPH co., Inc. 169-5 Centre St.,New ‘York “5 49 he ft anrictestig syarentect oe oe eee Seanit ret aeaies cate Cinarken) Your Shia Cen Bo Quickly Cleared of Finsies, Bacchi Fon Eruptions on the face or body, aa Pores and Oily or Shiny Skin. Ca my FREE BOOKLET, FREE {tanya fetes cored mvuclf after being aiicted fS E.S.GIVENS, 224 Chonical Bidz, Kansas City, anes 4 eo: st. 3879) New York, N.Y. prices. ection gu STERLING DIAMOND & AT (Olamond importere—$ 1,000,000 Stock 63 Park Row, Dept. Always insist upon having Tonic Appetizer fora vous BITTERS C.Wiiiben 8 Ca Ba without question You will understand when you see it how very interesting and valuable it is to every owner of a radio receiving set and to every one considering the purchase of a set 21 “POPULAR RADIO is | the best radio magazine” | be SEND binge School of Art, Lac, Ran 485C. TAGE UW. Wash. Notice to Judge Contributors We MANUSCRIPTS will be re- tured unless accompanied by stamped and addressed retum envclope, and owing tothe thousands of contr ions sent into this office ce it is impossible to enter onal correspondence regard- jen & has been swamped with KRAZY KRACKS and FUNNY- BON So do not enclose post as they will not be returned. Ast are very many cases of duplication. the firs ble one received will cepted. For prompt attention address manuscripts, in separate envelopes to the following departments. Manuscripts—Literary Editor of Jupce Krazy Kracks — Krazy Editor of Juocr, Funnybones—Fi of Jupce, 1 Puzzles — Crossword Editor of Jupar 627 West 43d Streez Krack nnybone Editor Cr New York City comicbooks.com