Judge — May 2, 1925 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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“No, 1 never allow anyone to embrace me.” You don't? Let’s dance, then.” “All right.” —N. Carolina Buccaneer Bead Minister's Wife—Wake up! There are burglars in the house. Minister—Well, what of i Let them find out their mistakes them- selves. —Georgia Yellow Jacket EARLE E. LIEDERMAN The Muscle Bulider Did Your Mother Ever Lick You? Remember how she told you over and over again not to do as certain thing and still you went on dotne it? One me 1“ ay abe gave you @ good licking and then you stopped. Jack, I love you because you're You deserve another licking right bow. és re You ave been abusing Zour body for year. You bave the sweetest kaydet in all the world. beeg told time ad again that it i» gojpg to hill you If yoo “ j ; don’ eut tout and start building pourtel! un but you wont And I lore you, dear, because Till—I'd say she was a girl with wa Up now. = . % Fou say: "No obe will punish tel ca do ast please you're so frank and truthful. out much honor. Sure you can do just ss you please. But don't thiok —We . STE! » Dane you wil tacape puslahmen’ "Nature takes care of Just West Port Porter Penn Punch Bout Sich Canes as yours. Vou think vou are getting away with something. Hut afe your Some morning you will wake Up and find yourself {a the grip of a wasting disease. It * i then be too late. I'm hot trying to scare you. I'm Ie only givts you the truth, because no one else bas the Derve to telt you. . Get Wise Hite at, face Lod matte phreicel volta itis Te mn Ss acini Mind! that chaoged ‘Teady’ Roosevelt, trom a, tubercular him Saturday night. (Grospect into a DAE, strony: apestines of tmzabood “I guess you'll find him a pretty You Need Guidance honest fellow.” oes reife, ARE NOM ot, exercise won't, do. A lot of otber —Ohio State Sun Dial . i fellows thought they could do it themselves and got iD ” ife just c ‘ ee TRS ee Se muda te ee oes _ “Your wife just cloped with the | H thoussod satisted pupils are proof that I know bow. ice man.” | i 1 want you and if you are wise you wtll come to me. weet “Hell Remember, I'm the man who cuaraoters results. You take Hell! | ho chances with me. I'm going to put at least one full \ sae pars less clothes than oxy “T made a fortune from Boston Beans,” said the Massachusetts phrenologist when he retired. —Cornell Widow No mote icc! Tees of moumcto on your arm Esiote ne next meath eases —Princeton Tiger es, Bod two tnchrs on your chest tn the same lengt of P Si An lime, But that's nothing. I'm going to broadea. your wor Stone—Allow me to j ssotidery od'pep up yout gploe Titpuse So atteagtees rofeswer, _ Stel oe ime he q ‘every muscle in sround your vital organs. I'm going salute you with a holy kiss. i q to afi you #o full ot pep aod life you'll feel like tackling a i be : good, doesn't It? You're dara tootiog, x ent) —Sweet "s good. It’s wonderful Co-ed (after a moment)—Sweet Vell, come on, Time files. Let's get going. Are you | daddy! You hypocrite. wih'te? Atta boy! Make It snappy | —Centre Colonel i ’ Send for My New 64-Page Book “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” | It Is FREE | oad It contains forty-Ave full page photographs of myvelf and some of the many prise winning pupils I have trained. Of these are leaders ia their busloess profemions today. I have vot oaly given them a body to be proud of, but made thes Number One—You surely do con- See Sr east eclines tectine es Oban cme ceal your whereabouts when you go ver now sod you wil marvel at their present physiques. | This book will prove an impetus 1 ad real inepiration to you out. 0 to cover tho cut ef wrnpeiag and cxd@ing sad’ ti'e seurs'ie | Number Two—Well, so would any your future health aod happiness. ido oot put it o@. Sead to- | lady. —West Virginia Moonshine } | Aeep. This will not obligate you at all, but for the sake of day—tight now, belore you ture this page. EARLE E. LIEDERMAN Dept, 3008 305 Broad: EARLE LIEDERMA N tas 305 adway, New York City Hickory, dickory, dock:, herewith 10 conte for which you are to We have davenports for two The mouse ran up her sock— ay, obligation nn tay part shatever. « copy . ; ‘Muscular Development.” (Please write reasons, one is that they enhance A natural mistake for a mouse to make, the beauty of the parlor. For he thought it the traditional clock: —Lafayette Lyre —Asuerst Lorp Jerr comicbooks.com