Judge — April 25, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Wirr—John! A cop just shot a bootlegger! “Gosh, you seared me. 1 thought it was a blowout.” What Price Perfection? cording to her father. When she mistake. She ys brought the | F Le \ 1 reached her sixth birthday, and used wrong things back from the store. COX Feorvany 29, 1978, a little girl tg call on Aunt Ella, the little girl She thought that two plus two were was born at ten o'clock in the invariably walked two houses too six. | ebay ae y paler erties far down the street. Eighteen years have elapsed and | | he called a Main street She wore her sister's stockings t » little 1 never ge } 3 pas She wo si s gs by the little |. Who conkd never get We | instead of No. 132 Main street. The a £ | or do the right thing | baby weighed five pounds, but the jun | defective seale on whieh she was ( \Funnybones ~~ i She isa re) me operator! } weighed registered eight. The City \ "On to Washington!” shout the snes etslenbionte oper Cyn i Records had nine. } Socialiste. Welt, nearly ereryone sae | She had el fingers and was iat : ~ | the eleventh child, according to \ Gin. Ifa girl reads vou like a book she’s | mother, but the tenth child, ac. —Guaeo ail poy 85 fr coh ove prised probally put you on the shelf. f / | ] ' i } | | | nario—Rain commencing to fall while the habitual strap-hanger is waiting for a car, he puts up his umbrella, and shortly afterward leans his weight upon it. 8 comicbooks.com