Judge — April 11, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Sue—Can you drite with one hand? He—You bet I can! “Well, then hug me!” —Princeton Ticer The Fourth Dimension Pete—Why do you call them the “nine by twelve” sisters? Joe—You feed them at nine and by twelve they’re hungry again. —Lehigh Burr sas College Youth (standing on the corner)—Could you give a poor cripple enough for a cup of coffee and a sandwich? Good Old Lady—Why, my poor lad, how are you crippled? “Financially.” —lIowa Frirol “My friend, Jones, has a bouncing baby boy.” “How do you know?” “I dropped it.” —California Pelican fae Lady—Officer, some men are shoot- ing dice down on the corner. Officer—Madam, what do you think I am, a game warden? —Vanderbilt Masquerader sas Elderly Movie Patron—No, my dear, I never can remember what pictures I have seen. They go in one eye and out the other. —Williams Purple Cow sas Jack—I didn’t know she was a football fan. Jill—She isn’t. “Isn't she? Well, all she could say last night was, * Hold that line, hold that line.’ * —Washington Columns Goco—What were Columbus’ reasons for discovering America? Stopstop—He wanted to find a short route to the Indies. “Hell! Why didn't he wait till they finished the Panama Canal?” —Yatr Recorp Mary—You look rather warm in that raccoon coat, John. Joux—Thanks. —Nortre Dame Juco.er Epitaph Here lies the body Of Anthony Fall; He called his wife “dear” At a masquerade ball. —Penn Punch Bowl fae I read My girl Just like A book; That's why I hold Her on My knee. —Penn. State Froth sae “Jack won't be able to debate to- night.” “Why is that?” “Oh, he sprained his tongue yester- day at the rehearsal.” —California Pelican sae Mrs. Eskimo—Well, where have you been for the past six months? Mr. Eskimo—My dear, I've just been sitting up all night with a sick friend. —Hamilton Royal Gaboon comicbooks.com