Judge — April 11, 1925 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Wire—Strange, you're always like this after an advertising dinner. It's the food they gire you to drink, dearest Faint Voice: All in a Day’s Work (Typical Program of a Male Model) BAM. bed to be photographed turning off alarm clock. Arises. Jumps back into Poses in pyjamas. Is snapped going through matutinal exercises and shaving. 9 an. Breakfast. Smiles as package of Corn Flakes is pl before him. After picture has been taken, enjoys hearty me: 100 A.M. re expensive car; then takes train to city. 10.15 a.m. Opens window in day coach and lets draught play on neck in order to get stiff neck 1 for successful collar ad pe Poses be’ is to take place as soon as he reaches city. I} aat. Poses for collar ads; first for the Van This, then for the Van ‘That. Driftwood, Stovewood, and so on. Ia. Lunch, Instant Postum. cameras click. Campbell's Soup. Brushes teeth as 1 in engineering. P ya. Marks coupon enrolling correspol Why don't they give the men's hosiery an artistic setting too¥ course ‘Ten minutes later re- ceives check for $1,000 for commer- cial drawing completed in three days’ spare time. Is immediately made general manager of factory. Turns down application for raise of former co-worker, telling him) to. study chiropractic. Then proceeds to read for exactly fifteen minutes. Next, attempts to dictate letter to stenog- rapher who turns her I ud eventually walks out on him. Then remembers for first time to look at his xa ers. 7 pt. Dinner. Jumps up from table to escape serious injury as pours boiling Valsparred surface. 8.30 pat. Hurries to dance. Is snubbed by every pretty girl be of his awkwardness. Dejected and disappointed, poses in corner. 9 pa. And so home to a well- earned night's rest. Robert Cyril O'Brien hostess water on Factory or Office Slogan Where there's smoke, there's some one to fire. comicbooks.com