Judge — April 4, 1925 — page 4: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

SHE got the job!!! A Tank Drammer Gero. the goldfish, alone im his aquarium, Languished because there was no one to marry ‘im. Then did the tears of this swell, pis- atorial, Tamish the gilt of his splendor sar- torial. Gone, then, the sheen of his vesture superior, Gantvort so looked like a sardine in- ferior, They canned him as such and the rest of his history, Because of our grief, must remain a deep mystery. George Mitchell Revenge ! Motorist—That man I ran over is the meanest man in town. Friend—Why? “He puts tacks in his pockets when he crosses the street.” Pas After eating mince pie and hash in a restaurant it is appropriate that a diner pays for it with coins in- scribed: “In God We Trust.” said the engineer as y gatherrd A Post Office Romance Maiden, N.C. Nora, Ind. Fellow, Cal Robert, La. Friendship, W. Va. Affinity, W. Va. Love, Va. Kissimmee, Fla. Ring, Ark. Parson, Ky. prings, Ta, Due West. N.C. Reno, Ne Liberty, Ark. Ted Osborne tae He was fired with ambition when hired, He thought he was truly inspired, But he went on a spree, And the next morning, he, With all his ambition, was fired. tae Toss—Who was that old lady in Dubuque I seen you with last night? Turn—That wasn’t de Buick, that was de Flivver. Overworked James B, Duke, the tobacco man, suggests that we shouldn't let our dollars remain idle. None of ours ever get the chance. Sprctatist—You must avoid arguments and using words liable to excite your wife. Mr. Switn—That's hard luck, because it's my only chance when she's like this. comicbooks.com eam | eee | —