Judge — March 28, 1925 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Cuss Words “She swears she has never been kissed by a man.” “Well, isn’t that enough to make j any girl swear?” —Washington Cougar's Paw sae Maiden—Have you ever been around the world? Milton—Only about twenty-two | years. —Penn State Froth Pas And then I told him I didn’t want to see him any more.” ‘What did he do?” “He turned out the light.” —Hamilton Royal Gaboon sss He—Dear. every kiss just intoxi- cates me. Won't you let me bea drunkard? She—Well—er—y. but on the condition that you won't mix your drinks. —U.S.N. A. Log pss Auto Suggestion—Let’s take a taxi. —Lehigh Burr Pepestrian (astray in the great city) —Beg pardon, sir, is this Marian street? Avtoist—Naw, smarty, this is Imogene Gundelsteiger. Nu, is there something else you should want to know? STANFORD CHAPARRAI Joan—Would you put yourself out for me? John—Certainly I would. “Please do, as it’s after twelve, and I'm awfully sleepy.” —Penn Punch Bowl He—Do you think that modern idealism is tending toward an epis- tomological monisin? Sue (misunderstanding him)—Not if you consider the ineritable subli- mation of the ego as instinctive. —CALirorNia Pevican That's Straight He—You bet T played with the football team. She—Oh! What? “Poker.” —Washington Dirge sae “Mother, | a poor old man?” “Where's the poor man, my son?" “Down the corner selling ice cream cones.” —Hamilton Royal Gaboon you got a nickel for “Phyllis dances with abandon “She should wear more.” —Dartuovti Jack o' Lantern sae “Another coming-out party for Agnes? Why. this is the she came out last year, but it didn't take.” — Dartmouth Jack-o'-Lantern ond.” tae “T hear Freddie won a loving-cup the other night.” “Really? He must have made a big improvement since the last date we had.” —S. California Wam pus sae I—I just took a tough exam. 11—Finish? So, Spanish.” —Lehigh Burr Sur—How did you catch such a cold? “Somebody played the ‘Star Span- gled Banner,’ when 1 was taking a bath.” Witiams Perpte Cow comicbooks.com