Judge — March 28, 1925 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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OFF TO BATTLE IN DAYS OF OLD “And dow t get drunk, Remember, youcame home liquored from the last war and L had to send for the village blacksmith and his tow-car to get you to bed.” OLD ARMOR AND NEW NOSEBAGS by Don Herold fought ariOr, S pays of old, wars were by men who wore suits 0! cach of which must have cost as Pierce-Arrow car. last war, the men had to dig their own armor. That is, they protected then swith trenches from the ey yws down, and the government protected them from the eyebrows up with helmets that probably cost about twenty cents he Phe next war will be a war of nose- tion at the Metropolitan Mh and have bef of the collection. in them days. «lid strut. And Tounderstand that there was Ily danger of being ine jured with a good suit of armor on. It is impossible to describe the heanty of some of these suits. Many of the greatest artists worked on them. Ne startling beauty inthe ¢ ‘ or other superficial eml of the armor, but there sculp- © mne new the War was beautiful Our grandpaps sure pract nthe modeling of the radiators, hoods, fenders, tonneaus, drip pans, ture and other component parts of the complete suits. Tt is quite possible that an artist may have worked fora year or two on a single suit. One of these wonderful) suits in the last war would have been about as much protection as a Ford door. (Continued on page 28) A Good ‘Time Was Had: by All TT" Longshoremen’s Blasphene and Social Society met last night at Mrs. Phil Anthropist’s home for i emt dock hands. Everything was artistically done in black and blue with most of the lamps uniquely dimmed by lar A number of cl played inchidit AM tap on the de on the head put ve Eve puneh re partook freely af the fomany avewed that il certainly dud a hiek in it. ‘This might: have been due to the faet that a few metaphors were mixed in it by accident. Worl was. hospitals in the 1 this was the best ] year, the guests all and departing tn ambulan Although f more ived from all) the ighborheod that ty in omany a reiving in cals wned upon by the eomembers of the rivt squad of the potice partment it must be said that these little gather ings are always SHECESS and do much to reduce the number of the city’s unemployed. The affair ended quietly. At an carly hour cocktails were passed at and the guests all passed out quickly after. Carroll atirist is a fellow who discovers tof things about himself and says them about somebody else. The way it seemed to young Joncs when he went to ask her Pa's permission to marry his sweetie. comicbooks.com