Judge — March 21, 1925 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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IP REE Lesson andBook To Prove These Professors CanTeach Youlowlo Play Hawaiian Guitar These Hawaltan Guitar, professors un- pices of New Cort Acstemy ot Music, srek the op- portunity to prove you, can play Ha. sical training. To prove we ca: you, we will send fitisation your fret picture two, se orograph of Dett- tore aod Rowerd bread ng you with thorough, ms iad printed leans we supply, many photographs of our pro- feasory’ playing. With our prolesmors HAWAIIAN STU | of New York A ‘rush your bok, “How to Learn Hawallan and my first free lesson. Also reserve a wailan Guiter for me. This obligates ime 4 In no way whatever. bon wmw we nee = | | | | Cynthia—It was frightfully thrilling last night in the cinema. A man proposed fo me in the dark—a perfect stranger. Cora—Really! And when's the wedding? —Gaiety 1 This isn’t cery n or a man that J The Calendar of Cheer in these I would sign a pledge never wraps z to laugh again. Continued fro: ¢ 13) a | (Continued from pose 18) How would Cousin Martha and 1925, you will know I have turned Mfr. Addison have me know just over a new leaf on Cousin Martha's where to leave off on growing wise Calendar of Cheer. in order not to interfere with my Every Sunday you are supposed Jaughter? Maybe enough wisdom to turn over a page toa new motto to keep them from laughing and sort of live with it for that week. would not in the least affect. my | The week of January 11 lived Jaughing. We are all built. differ- with this one: “One should take ently. good care not to grow too wise for Furthermore, I don’t think there so great a pleasure of life as laugh- ter." —Addison. Now I regard laughter as a fine thing. It is largely an animal phenomenon—not exactly a vul- garity in which a gentleman would indulge himself—originating some- where near the stomach and emerg- ing in a series of sounds distinctly simian or equine. Still, I say laughter is all right, and I guess [ have tossed off as many laughs as the next one. Far be it from me to knock laughter. But as for letting a desire for laughter interfere with my educa- tion, that is something else again. Why if I took this January 11 motto seriously I would have to drop all my studies. I would have to give up my research work in hydrothermatics, otology, srosta- tion, bird lore, international law and paleolithic hatchets—these things which are meat and drink to me. Rather than surrender my interest betes is anything to this motto in the first place. For the week of January 18 there is the motto from the Chinese: “There are plenty of acquaintances in the world, but very few real frienc Few, if any. But what of it, and what am I going to do to relieve the situation? The only solution to this particular motto that I can see is to eut down on the number of my acquaintances. There is for March 15 week the idea that I should give up every- thing and take nothing. ‘In this world it is not what we take up but what we give up that makes us rich.” Cousin Martha was _fifty- two mottoes richer the day after she sent me this Calendar of Cheer. As cold weather approaches, the mottoes attempt to adapt them- selves to the season. For the of November 29 we have the ad comicbooks.com