Judge — March 14, 1925 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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“The bearded lady of Ringling Bros. circus recently died on Staten Island leaving a wife and five chil- dren.” -N.¥. Medley sae May—Mother says the hose T bought to-« » shocking. Lou—I don't see why. “Guess it’s because I had them “What is logic, anyway?” ] Why, logic is that stating of things yacoed™ Be ee i | you know in language you don't recog- yi nize.” -Yate Recorp \ | Watch Out! “Reminds me of the smallest man in Caesar's army-=the chap who | slept on his watch, you know.” “Hell, that’s only a fairy tale.” “How come?” “Sounds to me like another ‘once upon a time’ story —Washington Dirge i { | sae fn ij people can do this,” ; Boal Gis choo he turned his “Out, out, damned spot! If it ord into a aa a ae o wasn't for you, the word would be —S. California Wampus ‘potato. -STANFORD CHAPARRAL led me over the phone. “What did he call you?” —Tezas Ranger sae Waiters are either fools or humor- ists when they bring in a glass of milk after extract of beef has been ordered. —Hamilton Royal Gaboon sae | “What dye say, little lady—P'U give | you a nickel for a lriss?” Now is the time to buy your ther- | | “No, thank you, 1 can make more — mometers. They will be higher in the summer. —Williams Purple Cow taking castor oil.” Centre Covonet. ‘he homely coed stands, And stands, and stands, and stands, and stands, And stands, and stands, and stands. —Denver Parrakeet sae Her—Vd never invest in’ that hank, Idon’t think it’s safe. Him—What's the matter with it? “The cashier always keeps his hat on.” —Oklahoma Whirlwind tae First Kafult—Oi, but I'm in dis- tress. Withelm—Zounds, but did’st think that thou would’st cavort around naked? Colgate Banter sae He—What kind of shoes do you think I ought to wear with these golf hose? She—Hip boots. —Colorado Dodo “Is Mary out for athletics?” “No; athletes.” West Vincixta Mooxsiixe: comicbooks.com