Judge — March 14, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE REMARKS The New Yorker t edited for the old Lady in Dubuque.” Teh! teh! Such filial disloyalty! Dorothy Perkins— ten to what your mother and father tell you and stay away from married men.” Why not bachelors, too” Assemblyman Hackenburg, of New York—""" come well organized. A good many people are doing it not in the spirit in which they make people believe they are—the spirit of Christian Soldiers’—but the great hymn they sing is ‘Every little bit added to what you've got. T want to stop the cashier register re- former.” You rang the bell that time, Brother Hackenburg! « reform business has be- ‘Onward “The public is turning away from jazz.” says WEAF chief. The jazz shows seem to be turning them away, too! Exercisers instead of gum machines on stations. handles. mission—" Bootleg booze is respon- sible for spread of facial blemishes.” Well, we'll bet there isn't a revenue officer in the country with a clear com- plerion! From call for national anti-tobacco congress—"Every student in all pub- lic and private schools. should be taught the truth about tobacco.” Ask Dad—he knows! Lady Astor—"When two people of different nationalities. marry, the woman usually gets her own way.” There are three superfluous words in this sentence, see if you can find them. District Attorney Banton—* O'Neill's a great damn fool. what I think of him.” The quintessence of praise, con- That's sidering the source! Lieut, Gor. Lowman—"*New York is now known as the bootleggers’ paradise, thus.” Probably not, the too keen. but it will not always be competition is Amy Lowell—"The poet must learn his trade in the same manner and with the same painstaking care as the cabinetmaker.”” Some poets are born cabinetmakers. Insert penny and release Take your daily dozen while you wait for the train. The Reel Stuf? By Carroll Carroll The Edward Everett Hale Storm ne Ku Klux Klan, The |S o Ty, The Kiwunians, The Amalgamated Basi Fans © of the World, Local Union Q Number 82, and all other or- O Banizations who say that talk- ing about the United States won't get you anywhere ought oo0000000000 oO © to goand see “The Man With- © outaCountry.” Just a couple © of words got Licutenant Nolan © cent all over the world and a Grrrand William Fox super- presentation on Broadway with flags out in front just as if it were St. Patrick's Day or Yom O Kippur. ° © Anybody who's been think- ing (and not many people have lately) that “Flaming Youth” is our national yarn can take © my word for it they've been O terribly mistaken. “A © Nation's Love Story” (you've CE “tre got to hand it to these (=) oO Oo movie chaps for coining phrases) is what these seven or eight spools of celluloid are lovingly called by their fond O producer. Oo Wel, it wa way. It seems there v Oo named Nolan and he said he oO you see didn’t think the United States was so hot (that was because he'd never been to California O before) and then the Holly- © wood Chamber of Commerce © said why didn’t he go back “from whence he came,” but as he hadn’t come from any- oO Q where special except his mam- my’s arms they put him on a O ship and he spent the rest of O his life w vith the bootleggers out ¢ they park tl 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 2 [ comicbooks.com