Judge — March 14, 1925 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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i} + | If Congress Broadcasted Station CGRS Rave-length: 567 Kilocycles Output Equivalent to 300 Gas Meters 1pm. Congressman Gooseberry, of Pumpkins Comers, in an educ tional litle talk entitled, * Value of Free Seeds in Their Re- lation to My Re-clection.” 2pm. “More Chewing Tobacco for Congressmen,” an eloquent ap- peal on behalf of the neglected legis- lators. 3 pa. The proceedings of the great congressional investigation into the activities of the Trombone Trust. Congressman Schmidt will grill the witnesses, who will include several famous chefs and an unknown butcher with a good deal at steak. $ PM. essman RKinselman will im js and beasts of the forest, including among others, t call of the voter bird, the vote pecker, usually found pecking around. the polls; the red-breasted repeater, a | little furry friend of Congressmen, and many other little helpful crea- tures. oP 1. “The Boon of the Boot- le "an educational talk by the Ways and Means Committee 6 pat. “Keep Coolidge,” a poem recited by Robert Tervis, twenty- two-year-old boy Congressman. Ac- companiment on the Dawes Pipe Organ by the Vice-president. 7 pat. Talk by Congressman Teazle of the hat-checking com- | mittee. “The Influence of Halitosis on the Next Election,” followed by “Boy, wheah at is youah mouf organ? Ah likes music wif mah meals.” “Inferiority Complexes I have found on the Amazon.” 8 ps. Dinner music direct from the congressional Junch room. The program will include, among other selections, “Brown October Bail,” from Robin Good; “Drink to Me Only with Thine Eyes,” by William Alexander's Ragtime by Doctor Copeland of New nd “I Can't Get the One I by Canon Chase. Arthur L. Lippmann Want, Without Reservation I pleaded, I begged and in utter despair My purse and my heart opened wide; “Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.” And yet all I got was a vacuous stare, So I fell on his desk and I cried: “Have oh, master, don't And plun, gloom” — And finally I softened the hard- | hearted clerk > gave me a three-dollar e this poor heart into Hints to Parents If you wish to hear frequently from , your children at sch them a small allowance. tis, if you desire to hear directly. If you prefer to hear from them indirectly, give a large allowance. comicbooks.com