Judge — January 31, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Xa laughing all this time at my display f ~f, of ignorance. What is the Eti- a 9 quette of Greeting a Lady in the Lap? Y Yours for Form, | . Meticulous Maximilian night at a swell feed, a “La sitting at) our table ou > Dear Auntie Geranium—TVhe other | sherbert tongs on the | Waurres, All the refined people | “round me nudged each other politely, | | and smiles, just like they do in the | HRS FISMER USES MRS.WYLIE TOOTS MES HUGHES CELIES AND Hos DUNSEY ADOLICE WHISTLE A SAXOPHONE ON CYMBALS TRUSTS A FISH= tisements for the etiquette: | y Hoey I alone fuiled to smile, | failed at the time to notice the fanz pas. Do yon think it is fair | of these people to socially ostracize | me for this unaves le error? i | Yrs fr F'r P'y, 4 Miss Millie Moonhead Auntie Dear—One day last: week | John Dempsey hit me a sock on the | jaw. Being only in the welterw division, L did not think it advisable to take on a heavyweight of the big. fellow's class. Dearest’ Aunti« Gerric, how should T have reproved John without incurring —anot wicked blow? How should T have | made him feel he was not a gentle. a man without telling him so% What | WHY NOT A CommUNITY BAND o) is the etiquette of the sock? | ; Yours for Milder Manners, ] Calling the children home, Pis stratus Ptomaine Cyril B. Egan { Nice Questions TT" three following queries have | been received by Auntie Gera- } nium of the etiquette department of i ' this magazine, but her ladyship con- fesses herself utterly unable to 4 ] answer them properly: | | Dear Auntie Geranium—Last night | I passed by our neighbor's front porch. On the porch rocker was seated Edgar, the beau of our next door neighbor's oldest girl, On Edgar's lap was seated Millicent, which is the name of Edgar's lady friend. Now should I have bowed { i] to Edgur? Should I have looked in | | i] Millicent’s direction and tipped my hat to her? Or should [ have tipped my hat, and looked in’ nobody's direction? Or should I have re- frained entirely from tipping the ih hat, and contented myself with a sly wink? Acute has been my suffering; I have been, ever since this incident, suffused with blushes, Trnitanie Autuor—Now, what the deuce are you stamping about the for fear these young people may be place for? t 20 comicbooks.com