Judge — January 24, 1925 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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-——— ASK DAD—HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days Waggsby—According to the Presi- dent’s message, in its reference to race suicide, he ought to be very friendly to the Pullman Company. Maggsby—Why? “Who else has so religiously kept up the berth rate?” —Judge, 1907 PBs Cobnigger—Did the woman's club have a harmonious convention? Merit—No; the only time they got together was when they were hav- ing their picture taken. —Judge, 1903 Bad Florence—I can’t understand why Ethel married Mr. Gunson, he’s old Art Young in Judge, 1902. enough to be her father. “Now, Hiram, don't fergit to buy a big bottle o’ vanilla extract.” Lawrence—Yes, but he's rich “W'y, I jes’ got ye two bottles last weel:.” cnough to be her husband. “T know it, but sence Henry begun sparkin’ thet city gal he uses it all —Judge, 1907 up on his han’kerchif.” T. S. Sullivant in Judge, 1902. — CnoLty—Been shooting for a week, old chap! Had great good luck! Atcy—What did you bring back? Cuo.y (proudly)—The dogs! comicbooks.com