Judge — January 24, 1925 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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| WO} Het Pea como At the top of his game. Do You Need Advice? Write to Juvar, he will gladly help you! Dear Jupce: I have been married only twenty years and yesterday my husband called me a flathead. Iam annoyed and anxious as he had never acted this way before. Heartbroken Dear H. B.: Maybe he only meant you were level-headed. In any event, through all the cons of passing years woman has ever been man’s slave, his mistress, and the toy of his passing moods. Be gentle to him, and kindly; try to see his point of view—and if he ever does it again get up and soak him in the jaw. Dear Jupce: I am writing you once more for advice on etiquette. At the last swell feed I was to I tried your stuff about drinking my coffee out of the cup instead of the saucer. It didn’t work too well, though, because the spoon stuck me in the eye. What shall I do, if anything? Bob Slayer Dear Stayer: You overlooked another touch of good form. You should always remove the spoon at swell parties and slip it quietly into your inside pocket. My Dear Jupce: A very charm- ing and beautiful girl acquaintance has invited me to go riding with her several different evenings lately. Her father is a millionaire and they all seem to like me very much. I have declined these offers on account of stories about some unseemly con- duct of this girl at parties. She keeps inviting me, though, and I should appreciate your advice. Arthur Dear Artuur: You don’t need adv You need to see your family physician. Dear Jupce: I have a six-bulb, self-starting, enclosed antennae, high tension, duplex set. Recently the vacuum tubes seem to be out of time with the variable condenser and the low-gear transformer. I would ap- preciate any information you can give me. Ray Deo Dear Ray: The Children’s Hour was written by John Greenleaf Long- fellow one afternoon in 1776 on the steps of his home at Hollywood. It is an example of neo-American lyric style. Hoping this information will be of assistance to you, I am 7 Yours, ete., ete., Dizie Dear Jupce: Iam a young man of forty-six and have always lived a strict moral life though I sometimes chew a little gum. Despite my strict bringing up I suffer from dandruff and sometimes it gets so bad I can't lie on my right side. What can I do? Anrious Dandruff is a com- plicated malady resulting from chronic i nia of the second mata- carpal callories. You have probably been eating too much yeast or drink- ing an excess of graham crackers. A mash of two parts salted peanuts and three parts gefilta fish will un- doubtedly help you. If this does not provide relief in a year or so try wearing a bathing cap. Richard S$. Wallace To RS.V.P.: Stale olives will remove wine from your evening gown but it is hardly worth the trouble as it wouldn’t be fit to drink when you did get it out. Dear ANk: Remarkable photogaph Sf a starred eghnut bird i saint bo sual low'a Gessword Arrtehish, tae ant Nc etritied specimen oF evtinct- Eg— westrian Cuestionnture that wah? ed the Islands in ebisteric times. Vhen unmolested it sat on ile hauurches porting Intlessly Coward the Zenith, This 1 howe the Interrogation Port originated. ye Toe The auger-ecl boring holes tr the Swiss Cheese mountains that bre the shores of Delicalessen Bay. MARIE MCAIDYA Chicte covs_browsing te the Srearrvit” incacbee Boy Gos ak ne pee thetic tnilk in Concentrated cubes. You buy it by the boy. Tibe of Baton Vedies, a stranse natwe people who iliate them — selves ‘wit acetylene gas and. Sail over the Islands “a wililary Sormation, They are known as the toating Pepela iH ee comicbooks.com