Judge — January 17, 1925 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Crossword Bedtime Story OE upon a time in a place of abode or shelter located in a large’ compact. collection. of trees there existed with inherent powers a quarter dozen plantigrade with massive bodies and brief ap- pendages. Albeit predacious, they frequently enjoyed taking in as nourishment a certain food that is made by boiling carniv coarsely ground grain in water or milk (or both) until it assumes a con- siste y. This was always served, piping hot, in concave domestic ves- sels. One morming, while they were gone. une petite fille (withamassof filaments of a very precious and malle- sprouting from the outer covering of her cranium), who had been perambulating in the immediate vicinity, remarked the strange dom- ivile and entered it. Once inside, she was surprised to see upon an article of furniture, with a flat horizontal top, betweea two and four partially filled porringers. Not being bashful, she scated herself and promptly g of every one of them, When the plantigrade carnivores sorbed the contents with massive bodies and brief appen- dages returned and found that their nutriment had evaporated, were th You just’ bet they we: ‘They commenced to search high ¢ low for the impudent culprit. She was nowhere to be found. Goldilocks (for that was her name) had escaped! Robert Cyril O'Brien u If railroads are to be compelled to adopt automatic stopping devices, why not motorists? it, my dear, it’s a full-dress affair. is—to the point of bursting.” of College jeweled fraternity pins— ability to tell bootleg from ul prewar—a noble vocubulary of slang—five watch-charms—a light but imposing police record—severt hundred dollars worth of debts varsity letter—a_ superiority com- { — plex—a conversational line- ‘ tered roadster—a fur overcoat—a 2 little book full of telephone numbers —a poker f of knowing —a diploma—an air 1 about women—a yellow raincoat. Oh, yes, and about two dozen text-books, some of them slightly used. Fair weather friends keep a tight hold on their umbrellas.