Judge — January 10, 1925 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Future Broadcasting TATION WOOF. We will broad- cast this aftemoon the annual Crossword Gridiron C Harvard and Y Thousands of people are already seated around the massive Y Bowl in New Haven the crosswont puzzle sport pages in the newspapers until the game starts. Thousands of beautiful girls in many colored dresses atslend a touch of charm to the ssic between ing the new crossword checkered renge on their chooks. “Yale rompsonto the field, followed a second later by Harvard. ‘The referee's whistle blows and the game ny are wea is on! Yale gains three vertical squares. (Hear them cheering?) Second down, two words ta go. Ah, Yale misses on a four-let m rat red word ning fish and the dictionary is rn to Ha own th defen ard. Harvard romps horizontals, tearing Yale's all to pieces, but they fumble ona six-lettered word for goat and a Yale grammarian starts hack up the only to be checked) on I's second word line by a copulative verb. Yale fails to make the word and the dictionary is again given to Harvard. “Harvard makes a vertical run ee ee ee ee ee Se ee Why the tari bill was $48.57 Origin of the expression “My word!” “Ma Jongg comes, and crosswords go, but we roll on forever.” around Yale's left end and gains ten words. On the se gain two more words, but are finally checked by a four-lettered word meaning pinniped. Harvard sends in two more substitutes. Yale now attempts a mixed metaphor forma- tion, but Harvard uses the subjune- tive mood and holds them. Harvard rushes up the verticals in their famous ambiguous formation and Yale is driven back. To the frantic cheering of the crowds, Harvard completes the winning by a score of id down, they last squa 46 words te “This is Station WOOF, We will be on the air again to-night at 8 pot, by asting our regular Crossword neert. The feature to-night will be a tone poem adaptation of Roget's thesaurus.” Arthur L. Lippmann The Bright Side Tom—What's the trouble? Tinker—Got a flat tire, out of gas and my gears are stripped. “Gee whiz! Couldn't be much worse, could it?” “Oh, T don't know. The car be. longs to another fellow!” Funnybones "Millions for defense but not one mal ( cent for rerenue’™ agents hacteo will poy 85/ comicbooks.com