Judge — January 3, 1925 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Florida [om = =—ti“‘i‘OSOSC;COCCO Is Calling You | Do you want to get away From the grind of every From the drudgery of things you have to do? Po you want to settle down a lively, busy town, y here the joy of living will appeal to you? jay— Do you want to scent the breeze Coming through the orange tr Do you want to hear the birds call—loud and clear? ou seeking perfect health combined with certain wealth n income from an orange grove each year? Do you want a piece of land That will grow to t All the different garden crops that you | Do you want to make a “Nest,” And a permanent bequ 1 For the future welfare of cach girl and boy? Do you want a sunny clime Where there's fishing all the time? Where ther No worry about parking when you train your car right ducks and deer and quail and other game? Where the summe Fee ee ee evmanal so leripu cts tate ay Ah hibpers, were app atl ga ‘ Je WOT AE and folks brought me= slippers in | ast, and TI fliever and drey. From dagons and cinates cool, After the Ordeal bunches to spare. The children, Do you want to buy this land On an easy-payment plan, With about your monthly outlay for cigars? Do you want to read a book | are a ruin from eati That will make you want to look and, sadly beshrewin’, L limp with a On tae Boe t land that lays beneath the crutch. [tried to look pleasant trippers, whirlel round on the floor. throughout the ordeal, accepted a : : 2 and men brought me slippers and Send a letter right away; present with jubilant spiel. [boosted Ni Send a letter right aw act lant spiel. Thooste! women brought more. As gay as We will send this Booklet absolutely FREE. | thesplendorsof slippersand socks amd the skippers infesting the cheese, 1 After you have read it through, handmade suspenders and rags it & Gsuntedd the slippers pilesl high on my Ifa thought occurs to you box, “Theyre just what I'm need- Anes, And life scemed a blessing, a Just address another letter here to me. ing.” Im paged to say, thou in thing to enchant ae [stood caressing We will answer, straight and true, wardly: bleeding and wasting away ve good rea m st. My works y too much, for standing a, dippers we quaffed kickless drinks, and. friends gave me slippers in Yellows and pinks, “The dancers, gay my favorite aunt i Questions that occur te We have nothing to je or to conceal. gra On an Orange County Farm Life will take on added charm, ; 1 And you'll never lack lar- | The holiday season is done, in our * and will it be treason to say Baur sow it is endl, the Yuletide in glad? And will it be sinful to with a sigh, there’s grief in a wene is gone, the guests have all awn, My needing , 1 from shanty and Send for our Big, FRE! skin full of turkey and pie? And wife is remarking. ‘W “TWENTY ACRES AN 5 daily this question in’ imminence tells of almost unbelievable profits made |g some coal.” and eare that is ws. forl've indigestion and goutin js flooding my soul. from trucking and fruit-growing in our mtneas Tate toe lean canal , ; part of FLORIDA. Also about sick-and-out tee mate | a ad Vole ee olla. E serathtully of-work Clauses, and other protective fea- things roasted brown, and Volste mur words are peculiar—youknow T tures of our contract. Address Sylvester brandy to wash the stuff down. E. Wilson, Dept. M-1, Orlando, Florida. ake. Your words are surprisir gz to-day — y king of coal; that Christmas: by my bed, and drearily handing — uprising has flattened my roll.” Easy to Play Sitar nena And doctors are standin, ghiter’s requesting the price y are jesting ceof such gammon as that! No money u foolish old duffer, is jingling around your old dad; with e like a bear, rand gr The holic year, and there no fleas on our are riding the bankruptey steed. holiday cheer. Our shanty was Old Santa was clausing, v lighted, we took off the lids, our his hump, friends were invited to come with — three feet fi their kids. They re by the This sorr sx- dozens, from every known shore, the pass aw oes poet narra oe ane and A Saxo T Easy to Pay | should not be found eating a b: baked steers; y ing. whieh busted Jnow youmust — Kris Twas krin: un in your ¢ id ; me bad. We all were Yuletiding season is gone for a with passionate speed, and now we we now we 4 am the dump. wis fleeting: “twill soon and T will be grecting a nieces and cousins and uncles galore. new Christmas day, with jubilant It savored of Dickens, the Christmas — feelings, the same we sprung, with turkeys and — optimist spiclings ma chickens and fine potted tongue; — But when the and purple lar there, and we s of yore: my y well be a ad season is sand holly were past. one thinks he has reason for ad bananas—some standing aghast Walt Mason comicbooks.com