Judge — January 3, 1925 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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ASK DAD—HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days Ethel—How Jong can a human heing live without food? 1 don’t know about human . but I know pocts who have Leen writing for vears. Judge, Wr aa Mrs. Casey (Saturday night)—Give me your money now, Pat. Mr. Casey—But the terrible microbes on it. Faith, oi'm not afeerd av thot. No microbe could live on yer salary. Judge, 105 y be some ora. Phit—Af Pearl is such a jewel why don’t you marry her? Jack—V'n afraid: there are too many Haws in the mother-of-pearl. Judge, W905 was Mes. Knickee—Does your husband go out between the act Mrs. Bocker—Noy he comes in the theater between drinks. Judge, 1902 oer -assenger— Does this train stop for dinner? 2urter—No, sity it’s a fast train. —Judge, 1907 T. S. Sullirant in Judge, 1900. L James Montgomery Flagg in Judge, 1002, THE ONLY WAY Lavy—Here isa cent. Now, what are you going to do with it? Weary Waccies—th, mum, Pl hee ter submit dat question to de board ue directors ue de “copper trust.” It wouldn't do ter dump all dis metal onter de market at once widout considerin’ de probable consequences. LOOKING FORWARD Puitantiropist—Hare you any plans in view after your term expires, my good fellow? Coxvict—A few, mum. Ire got de plans ur four country post offices an’ six private residences. t | comicbooks.com