Judge — January 3, 1925 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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“Mareclous actor, ien't he?” really married to her.” “(ice U didn't realize he was as good as all that!” Love Letter of an Up-to- Date Business Man Yo k note of the seventeenth moment, Regarding the matter at hand Was rec foment, ved, and Pino now ina Llove you—you must understand. Tm glad Twa For selling, you know, is an art: And this letter is merely to tell you To file me away in your heart to sell you Prevailing conditions are such that ' ave now would surely bring dire Results —but T love you so much that To-night [shall send you a wire; Though we should be married by summer, At present the chances look slim; For business grows bummer and hummer: Most cordially yours (signed) dim, Edwin Rutt / \ Funnybones / \ Aman isn’t king in his home just because his wife crowns him. oe ro ——. Cuadgo wll pay $5 for ach one printed WISHING YOU A by George tts is the tim the vear when everybody has just. had his head measured for the halo he expects to wear for the new vear. Lotsa people dig up the rusty haloes they chucked y about this time last year—slightly da because of their being bumped. by fallmgs from the H,O wagon and slippings from a path too straight and narrow to allow of the course pursued by thy Tt doesn't seem to be or fashion te wear a halo more than just the few first days of January Be that as it) may should put one on and try his dam. his everybody dest to balance it there as lor habits will permit. With this ¢ view, Lam thinking of other people: wishing them to be noble and every- thing. And for that reason T suggest for the New Year that a lot less mar- he pulled off on the lot in m.p. “teare how polygamous screen at that it makes it know who's married stars become hand for me to whom and rier rersa and T appeal to all mp. stars who are at the present banded together in wedlock tomark their marriags for the year 1925 and see what hip. emses “stot” pens. HAPPY CINEMA Mitchell Having attempted to straighten that out, LP sugvest that all of the producing companies now enya in making pictures firmly re for the current year to make though better film T hav that since the making ered Wagon” “North of 36° “Sundown” there has been ve smaller noticed epidemic of hoof and mouth diseas in the mp. industry. The quality of beef has materially deteriorated owing no doubt toa strike among the long-horns. Cattle can’t be made up on the set every morning at min k ty and give anything better than eh steak. [t's too much to ask of a self-respecting: cow. ‘That's that! To Cecile BL De Mille Lotter the resolution that during the month of wry. att least, he get along with tler and less ornate castles. The Tiness of litt used by Mr. De Mil- Honaire has me: sitisficd with their palaces that they lemy friends so dis © gone abroad to live. this lower the percentage of 100 per cent Am mum as the sex implies. Tourge Charley Chaplin, Harold Lloyd. Buster Keaton and their ilk to inc by jeans to a modieum or mini- se the girth of an Causing it greater gusts of la (Continued on page 2 —- ———= i; Fitzvilliams, the famous critic, is about to write an article on “What's Wrong With the Movies?” comicbooks.com |