Judge — December 20, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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MERRY CHRISTMAS! LAUGHS Sows Hussy—F'm a movie actor. I played in “The Covered Wagon.” Cop—I saw ‘*The Covered ‘agon” but I didn’t see you. “T was inside the wagon.” Jimmie Hussy—Palace Nothing Else But by George Jean Nathan I AM getting tired of sex. In the theater, I mean. It seems that no less than two or three times: a week I land at plays that deal with ¥, > it. This has been going on now for Cop—How old are you? it, “Thig has beet going “Twenty-four! I would about twenty years and I feel that J have beet twenty-oix bit I needa vacation. My bookkeeper spent two years tn Philas tells me that, up to and including last delphia.” night, I have seen exactly 8,216 sex plays. I have seen 129 in which country girls have been led astray by the squire’s nephew; 814 in which lovers have hidden under the bed or in the clothespress when a knock on the door indicated that the husband had come back unexpectedly from Altoona; 693 in which Henri Dela- tour, the shoe manufacturer, has dis- coverad. tht tis wife lias: betrayed him with Raoul Haricot, the young painter; 510 in which the maid has been misled by the son of the house- hold; 87 in which the betrayed . ‘ peasant girl has learned that her Bob Watson and May Vokes in “Annie Dear beau is a cad at heart and has de- clined to marry him; and 445 in ee ; which the stenographer has confessed “Why is getting up at to Stuyvesant Gooseberg that she six o'clock in the morning like a pig's tail?” “Tt’s twirl Hamtree Herrington and Walter Crumbley in “Dizie to Broadway” comicbooks.com