Judge — December 13, 1924 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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that a good sedan these days costs at least $250, while a good book can be had for about $2. Besides, how do you know you will hit her taste in If you do not happen to hit her taste in books, it makes no differ- ence (see reasons 9 and 12, above). By giving books, you can make this such an easy Christmas. If you have nineteen persons to remember, go toa bookstore and say me nineteen assorted books.” Think of the absurdity of going to an auto- mobile store and saying, “Give me nineteen assorted sedans.” When you get them home you will find books easy to wrap up since they are almost all the same shape (sort of high by not so wide by flat), sedans? and by the time you have wrapped a half dozen you will become a cracker- jack book wrapper. It will standard- ize your Christmas shipping. They are easy to address, too, because of their relative flatness (as compared to sedans). The postage is insignif- icant, too, alongside the postage on, say, a washing machin 0 do not let the Association of North American Goat Growers talk you into making this a goat Christ- mas, or anything like that. Give books. Remember: Everybody ought to have a row of books! tae “Why, dad, this is roast beef!” exclaimed Willie at dinner one eve- ning, when a guest of honor was present. “Of cours “What of that? “Why, you told mother this morn- ing that you were going to bring an old mutton-head home for dinner this evening!” Tit Bits (London) said his father. sae An exchange of educational films for use in schools is to take place between Mexico and Germany. It is intended to disprove the saying that one half of the world doesn’t know what the other half is revolting about. —Passing Show (London) Rall Golfer (to new member)—They s this club is haunted—a phantom golfer goes round the course every night. New Member—In how many? —Boston Trans a pt Applicant—I want some advice about my husband, sir. He left me twenty-five years ago and I ain't seen him since. Magistrate—W ell? “What about me ’aving a separa- | Bene? —Tit Bits (London) ft / Dear / jow it is pric |GET RID OF THIS With No Effort at All! Here is the easiest way in the world to rid yourself of that useless, joke-inviting, health-menacing paunch! Simply wear DR. LAWTON’S Automatic Waistline Reducer—and the flabby fl that mars your figure will vanish AUTO- MATICALLY. sh DR. LAWTO) Ss AUTOMATIC WAISTLINE REDUCER For Men and Women with eve e's V Reducer alone. Satisfaction Assured Sold under guarantee bond of absolute satisfaction. Money back if you do not like it. Write to Dr. Lawton for convincing Uterature and low price. 1 the coupon blank now. Dr. ‘Thomas Lawton 2, 19 W. 70th Street, New York City e complete, description atic Waistline Reducer and tell me how This obligates me in no way whatever. Dept Sir 7 Name. 7 street BY REQUEST! Another Crossword Puzzle will be brought out JANUARY 10th! For the benefit of those un- lucky people who got to the news- stands too late for the last Cross. word Puzzle Number, Judge i going to bring out another that is even better! Reserve Your Copy Now! Is a scientific method of correcting protrud- ing ears which has been used successfully by thousands in Great Britaii Adults whose ears protrude can acquire the business and social advantage of a greatly improved appearance thru-the use of Primset. In children Primset will per manently correct this condition. Primset is endorsed by physicians, is quick ly and easily applied, is entirely comfortable and absolutely invisible Primset, with full directions for use, will be sent postpaid for $2.00 or C.O. D. on request. THE PRIMSET CO. (Dept. 2) 92 Taylor Street, | West New Brighton New York City Protect yourself against hold-up, rowdies, ete. with this clev case of light . Looks exactly like the real thing! Pull the trigger, back flies the lid showing your cigarettes. Lots offun scaring your y Protector man $i. Money back if not satisfied. PATHFINDER CO., Dep. JFOE, 834 Sixth Ave. comicbooks.com