Judge — November 22, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Oscar, who were the Four Horse- men?” “Bill Sheridan, Buffalo Bill, Will Rogers and Barney Google.” —Missouri Showme “T’'m looking for somebody to lend me $10.” “Well, it’s a nice day for it.” —Denison Flamingo Mavp—Did you hear what hap- pened to Willie last night? Mavptin—No, what? “He was out with Clarice, and when he tried to embrace her she melted in his arms. —Wiiuiams Purrte Cow “All right behind there?” called the conductor. Hold on,” cried a shrill voice. ait till I get my clothes on.” The passengers craned their ne A small boy was struggling to get a basket of laundry aboard. Bucknell Belle Hop Sceman—Let’s walk down to my house and ea drink. Angel—Hell, no! Let's get out in the street and run. —Bucknell Belle Hop Bashful Liz A modest girl Is Lizzie Fishes: She won’t even Wash the dishes. —Lehigh Burr Hubby (driving the car)—T wish you would sit up here in front with me. Wife (seated in tonneau)—Are you ashamed to let people know we are married? —Hamilton Royal Gaboon Pure and Simple embarrass inquired the professor of the king student. Hl, sir,” “Does my — question aswered the stu- he question is perfectly it’s the answer that’s puzzling —Denison Flamingo Rnd “The time will come,” shouted the lecturer, “when women will get men’s wages.” “Yes,” shouted a little man in the back seat, “next Saturday night.” Bucknell Belle Hop The height of tough luck—A burglar whose wife won't let him go out nights. —Denison Flamingo QveEeN—Knare, who is that playing the Anvil Chorus out in the courtyard? Jester—Nay, my Queen, ‘tis the guests talsing off their overcoats. Stevens Tecnu. Stone Miu. We mortals have to swat and shoo The flies from dawn till dark "Cause Noah didn’t swat the two That roosted in the ark. —Lchigh Burr ttt *27—What else does sea water con- tain besides sodium chloride? *26—Fish!" —John Hoplins Black and Blue Jay ree “My idea of a paradox,” chirped Antwerp Andy, pointing to the gay young blade crossing the street, “is a woman hater with six extra suits of clothes in his closet.” Hamilton Royal Gaboon A Current Event —Rice Own