Judge — November 22, 1924 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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True Confessions Have you murdered a man, girls? September 25, 1924 To the Editor Who Gets Away With Murder: Dear Str: You shouldn't be too careful of your English, because it don’t, pase My husband was « purist, Harvard, at that. It has always been my proud boast that I can put up with a lot, but when I returned home late the other afternoon and heard him say to a brazen book agent, “Whom the h " do you think you are I dropped a dozen fresh eggs and reached for the nearest paper weight. Miss La Straw, Canarsie, N.Y. Offered by H. Bouker. September 25, 1924 Helton Whe Ge ts Away With Murder, rty-third street, addressin Dear EbieR Who Gets Away With Mcurper: Being a Southern lady I know only chivalrous gentlemen, On my recent visit to New York, a man whom I had never seen before, arose in the subway and addressing me without an introduction, told me to take his seat. I refused his seat and took his life. Please send me the $2 as I wish to send flowers. Miss Sugah Waffles, Atlantah Jojer. per H. M. Rose. “Oh, yes. sir, it has all the latest improvements. A REAL THANKSGIVING repealed. Funnybones —~ Have you at When there’s other Stuff in glasses. sot Warmed over love is a poor matri- monial diet. F’rinstance, the car number, instead of being at the front and bac underneath, run over, you see! Much more easily read by anyone who is being has gone down in price and the Eighteenth Amendment is The Quest Friend—What’s the matter, hav- ing trouble w that poem? Free Verse wt—Yes word that doesn’t rhyme with spring? what's a An Unusual Heir Rub—How did that pretty widow come by so much money? Dub—Her millionaire died and she was an only wife. husband ttt First Seren Star—How did you get your new husband? Second Ditto—On approval. News Items Mit United States imported fifteen million pounds of ivory this year of the fact that we have The Government spent millions urging the conservation of our forests while all the time we had Wood in the Philippines. Bryan made a monkey out of him- self trying to preach against evolu- tion. Rupert Hughes tries to pick flaws inthe Bible yet he gives us such stutl “Beauty” and “Souls The Klan Hep tics yet their own sheet is not We had a National Defense but most of the boo! work at night. od many of the political plums by the frost. Blaine C. Bigler have been dama